Cullen Announcements
Chapter One- Alice
Alice came out of the kitchen to see her brother and his girlfriend watching TV on the couch.
"Ugh! Guys stop forking on the couch!" She said louder than necessary for a house full of vampires.
In a flash Emmett and Jasper were at the foot of the stairs.
"Whoa! That sounds way to dirty for Edward." He laughed. Edward groaned and looked at Emmett.
"Ugh! Em stop thinking about forking Rose." At that exact moment Rosalie glided down the stairs and hit the back of her husbands head.
"Alice, don't you mean spooning?" she asked her sister, but Alice was shaking her head before she finished her question.
"No, I've changed it. The spoons don't spoon but the forks in the drawer do spoon so it makes more sense to call spooning forking because spoons don't spoon." The psychic's adoptive family was giving her odd looks.
"Ugh, some on, I'll show you!" she drug her husband to the kitchen; the others followed. She pulled opened the silverware and pointed to the sections that held the spoons and that in which held the forks.
"See! The spoons are just thrown in there helter-skelter but the forks are stacked—like they're spooning!" her voice held such conviction her family couldn't help but to laugh and agree with her.
Forever more in the Cullen house hold would spooning be called forking.
A/N: Yay! Another story! So we (or at least Jinx) are super psyched about this story! The Cullen's will all have some sort of announcement or outburst. It'll be slightly OOC but it should fun. Let us know what you think…Review…