I don't own Star Wars.

Kara Metallium =^_^=

As Luke looked upon Yoda, he exclaimed with admiration in his voice, Yoda, your the big cheese!

thundered the tiny alien with big ears. he said pausing, am not the big cheese. Yoda stuck his nose in the air. He stuck it so far up that the elders closest to him could see the miniscule follicles of hair in his nose.

Oh my, said one, I didn't realize Yoda was in need of a clipping.

said Yoda, glaring at the interrupting elder, dramatic pause, the cheese that is big.

Well, isn't that the same thing as the big cheese? asked Luke.

thundered Yoda, and if thou mentions it one more time, I shall smiteth thee with a wacketh from my mighty stick.