Well, I was pretty stuck for ideas on IHATFW, then I read this bit at the start of Eclipse.
Excerpt from Eclipse (page 4)
'I ran my fingers across the page, feeling the dents where he had pressed the pen to the paper so hard that it had nearly broken through.'
That sentence just made me laugh and laugh. It makes it seem like breaking through the paper is a big deal, like it never happens. Okay, I have a weird sense of humor. But here is a short one-shot type thing which depicts the events that surround that note. It is dedicated to owed1yellowporsche and iPunched-a-werewolf-in-theFACE, who smiled awkwardly as I became hysterical over that sentence.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or anything associated with it
Jacob's Note
Third Person POV
In the Black's home
Jacob was busy scrawling angry notes to Bella when his father, Billy, wheeled himself into the room.
"Careful there Jake!" he exclaimed. "If you don't calm down you might just break through the paper!"
Jacob stopped writing and looked up, grimacing. "Sorry, I forgot myself. I'll have to keep my anger in check."
In Bella's home
Charlie handed Bella the note from Jacob.
"Jake seems really upset Bella," observed Charlie. "Look, he dented the paper as he was writing!"
Bella scrutinized the paper. "You're right. I had no idea he was capable of that, he must be so mad."
At the Cullen's
Bella ran over to Edward, hugging him tightly before handing him Jacob's note to read.
"You had better be careful Edward, see how close he was to ripping through the paper?" worried Bella.
"Yes, that is a cause for concern. He must not be in control of his werewolf strength," agreed Edward, his brow furrowed.
Ahahah, hilarious. Or I thought so. You can review if you like, I just wanted people to read this and notice how odd it is. :D
-TeamVampire