At the Chaotix detective agency...
Vector: Bluebell! get the mail!
Bluebell: Sure boss *gets mail and puts it on Vector's desk*
Vector: *sifts through mail* Espio mail for you!*holds out scroll*
Espio: ! *eyes bug out and screams*
Charmy and Bluebell: *turns toward him with startled expressions*
Espio: DON'T OPEN IT TRASH IT NOW!
Vector: ...
Espio: *freaking out*
Vector: Why?
Espio: Evil...
Vector: I got it Espio...*turns toward the wind* For the sake of all mobianity(me: well they're not human). I shall send this scroll...INTO OUR SUN!*throws scroll*
Espio: Oh no...
Boink! The scroll hit the wall.
Espio: *facepalms*
Vector: Oops...
Bluebell: Fail *laughs*
Scroll flaps open and lands on the ground
POOF!
Charmy: Who are you two?
Hoshi:I am Hoshi the Marmoset
Master Fumio: and I am Master Fumio and I am Espio's sensei
Vector: And why are you here?
Master Fumio: We have come to check up on Espio's progress and to test him. He hasn't been focussed on his training lately
Hoshi: He has been distracted here *looks at Vector,Bluebell,and Charmy*
Vector: Distracted?! How can he possibly be distracted here?
Charmy: Yeah, you have no proof!
Hoshi: *takes out pictures of doing various things to Espio*
Vector: *looks at them* Well, Uh...
Hoshi: Some of these distractions include making him dress up in silly costumes
Vector: Hey, you can't prove that! You have no evidence!
Hoshi took out tons of pictures of Espio in stuff like maid dress and princess costumes.
Charmy; *looks at photos* Espio you have a stalker *laughs*
Bluebell: *laughing* This is what you do to Espio when I'm not around?!
Just for the record I have to keep my stories as canon as possible or I wouldn't feel right. Espio is not gay and he doesn't crossdress on his own will.
Espio: *on his hands and knees on the ground* How did you even get this one?*holds up maid outfit one*
Hoshi: *looks away* That one was extremely dishonorable
Master Fumio: I am ashamed of you Espio. But I must test you nonetheless