The Adventures of Daermon
ok, i dont own any of this stuff. so please enjoy the story about a small halfling who changes the world in a big way. kind of.
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And so our story begins in a small town called Venyin. This is a town of a variety of races. We have the humans, the gnomes, and of course, the good ol' halflings. We zoom in on a temple on the town's outscirts. More specifically, we zoom in on the main alter where we see a young halfling kneeling before the high priest. The high priest begins to speak. Let's listen in on them for balckmail!
Priest- Oh great and all powerful Oz! oh wait, wrong thing. Well, whatever god I praise, please give this young man...
He is interupted
Halfling- Ah hem?
Priest- Sorry. Please give this halfling the courage to go on even in the darkest of shadows.
With that said, the halfling rises and walks out of the temple. There he is greated by the towns militia.
Militia- Long story short, we love you. Oops! We mean take this horse and lance and thwart evil! YA, that's what we meant.
Halfling- But im only 2 feet tall.
Militia- Then take this cool belt of storm giant strenght and this ladder of hight.
Halfling- Which does?
Militia- Gets big to get you to high places. Well, later halfling
Halfling- I have a name you know.
Militia- So? You're a paladin now. go thwart evil or somethin.
Halfling- OK!
And so, our hero left the city that didn't even know his name to go on an amazing adventure. Well, hese in for a surprise.
Halfling- Come now, TELL THEM MY NAME!
ok. next chapter.
Halfling- Damn It!
ok, i dont own any of this stuff. so please enjoy the story about a small halfling who changes the world in a big way. kind of.
____________________________________________________________________
And so our story begins in a small town called Venyin. This is a town of a variety of races. We have the humans, the gnomes, and of course, the good ol' halflings. We zoom in on a temple on the town's outscirts. More specifically, we zoom in on the main alter where we see a young halfling kneeling before the high priest. The high priest begins to speak. Let's listen in on them for balckmail!
Priest- Oh great and all powerful Oz! oh wait, wrong thing. Well, whatever god I praise, please give this young man...
He is interupted
Halfling- Ah hem?
Priest- Sorry. Please give this halfling the courage to go on even in the darkest of shadows.
With that said, the halfling rises and walks out of the temple. There he is greated by the towns militia.
Militia- Long story short, we love you. Oops! We mean take this horse and lance and thwart evil! YA, that's what we meant.
Halfling- But im only 2 feet tall.
Militia- Then take this cool belt of storm giant strenght and this ladder of hight.
Halfling- Which does?
Militia- Gets big to get you to high places. Well, later halfling
Halfling- I have a name you know.
Militia- So? You're a paladin now. go thwart evil or somethin.
Halfling- OK!
And so, our hero left the city that didn't even know his name to go on an amazing adventure. Well, hese in for a surprise.
Halfling- Come now, TELL THEM MY NAME!
ok. next chapter.
Halfling- Damn It!