A/N: Yeah, I was in a weird mood. As you will soon see. This was a fun substitute for summer reading questions. Ha. I don't own Anakin (sigh), Star Wars, or Britney Spears.
His helmet was malfunctioning. Curse Palpatine.
Anakin Skywalker who was actually Darth Vader but whatever, I like using his real name even though it's not really his name right now, sighed.
If only his body hadn't been killed by Obi-Wan, who looked really odd in the prequels, just saying.
Anyway, Darth Vader (see I can be the bigger person and use his dumb given name, so ha) was really quite a bit angry, because somehow, his voicebox thingie had gotten screwy, and whenever he attempted to talk, a very odd, musical thing came out of his speaker.
Like now! He tried to say, "Hot dog," just for the heck of it, and this is what came out.
"OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN! I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART! GOT LOST IN THE GAME!"
It was ear-splitting, just horrible. If only he could Force-choke himself.
Oh, wait. He could. But alas, Darth Vader wasn't feeling suicidal. Just really, really, mad.
"What do you think?"
Suddenly, a perky little Stormtrooper (should it be capitalized or not, don't know, don't care, as you can probably see, I'm not the biggest Star Wars fan, heheh.) appeared out of nowhere.
He attempted to say, "What do I think of what, you cretin?" But his voicebox had a mind of it's own today. "AWW, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!"the singer cood. (And YES, hat was part of the song!
"Oh, good, you like it!" said the Stormtrooper. "I knew that song was a good one for you!"
It was good for the Stormtrooper that Vader had a helmet on, because he would've been scared to death if he could see his fuming master
The Force-choke was so effective, thought Vader satisfyingly as he watched the man flail helplessly. That'll teach you to meddle with my body.
But wait – now how would he rid of this?
"Crap!" he tried to say, without thinking. "BUT TO LOOSE ALL MY SENSES! THAT IS JUST! SO! TYPICALLY ME! BABY, OOH!"