Written at the request of SkyeMaxwell. It's a parody, I suspect you can see that. It's short too. ^_^
The Tale of Fang and Sir Elton
Nudge: We should have stayed home. We could have put on our most frumpy, yet completely comfortable sweats and read educational books.
Fang: That's rubbish. We're about to watch a legend perform the most precious songs every written since the ice age.
Angel: Elton John is not a legend. Zelda is a legend. And where the hell did you find those glasses? White rims make you look ostentatious.
Gazzy: I'm thinking of starting my own flock.
Max: God, Fang. They look hot on you. Don't listen to that silly little girl. I never liked her anyway. Oopsie daisy. I said that out loud, didn't I?
Iggy: Max is so right.
Max: Back off my man.
Fang: Dude, Max. I don't like girls.
Iggy: I knew it! :D
Nudge: Wow.
-crowd cheers-
Fang: Shut up, you freaks. Sir Elton is about to show himself.
Nudge: -yawns-
Angel: Why is Max showing everyone her wings? The imbecile.
Total: I want dog food. Wet, sloppy dog food. I want it now. Now! But don't rush. Take your time.
Fang: You sweet puppy. Just one sec. -sings in a serenading manner- Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway.
Akila: This is great.
Gazzy: Max, no! Don't touch that! Fireworks are scary!
Iggy: -crying- My innocent eyes! That lady's skin is so.. so.. so exposed!
Nudge: That's it. I'm taking a vow of silence.
Fang: -swaying- Don't let the sun go down on me.
Angel: I hate this stupid bear.
Fang: -holding lighter- Although I search myself, it's always someone else I see.
Max: Yea. Umm. Bye. I'm leaving the flock and joining NASA. Peace out.