K.L.K- okay, this is for SukiraOfTheLight, who thought my Sesshoumaru 'I'm Too Sexy' one was HILARIOUS. I'll probably be continuing that, by the way. I'll probably continue THIS as well!

Naraku- oh. dear. god. WHY ME?!

K.L.K- well, you're hot and all Nara-kun, but what the reviewer wants, they get.

Naraku- damn.

K.L.K- sucks to be you.

Inuyasha- yup.

K.L.K- I'm gonna make Ken... Kouga. sorry, but still. I think this'll be GOOD.

Kouga- WHY ME!?

K.L.K- it's a crack pairing. don't worry about it. besides, you're just singing!

Kouga- phew. okay!

Naraku- K.L.K doesn't own us, or 'Ugly Girl', a parody by Wierd Al Yankovic. T-T

K.L.K- WIERD AL RULEZ!! XD and DON'T ask me how the heck they aren't killing each other. I don't know. read, and you'll find out!


Kouga whirlwinded up to Naraku, but wasn't here to fight, oh no. they were all there with the whole bunch of the Inutaichi to sing... dun dun DUUUUN!!

the dreaded karaoke party. everyone had to sing, INCLUDING people who didn't want to. they all came in thier regular outfits, so whatever. it was just a little get-together they all needed. they had a truce until a week after this, so yep. no killing of others.

Kagome had given them a choice of songs, and they HAD to sing at least one once. Kouga somehow got paired up with Naraku, so he chose the song, 'Ugly Girl', by someone named Wierd Al Yankovic. they had all listened to it before, and he thought it would be funny.

Naraku said he didn't care, so he told him the song, and he would be singing Barbie's part. oh, joy. he didn't give a crap, so he nodded.

they were first up.

"Okay, this is Kouga and Naraku, singing 'Ugly Girl', a parody by Wierd Al Yankovic!" the Miko announced, then sho got of the makeshift stage they had made, and the two got on as the others laughed and such. they looked at the strange things called 't.v's, and the lyrics appeared. they knew the song already though.

"Wanna go for a ride?" Kouga started.

"Sure, Ken!" Naraku replied.

"Well, Forget it!" and the car sound sounded. everyone was having a great time.

"I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl. sad I have it, I should bag it! Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair, I'm a relation to frankenstein's creation!" the hanyou sang out as he made a move that emphasized what frankenstein would walk like.

"you're so ugly you disgust me." the youkai onstage sang out. now he was glad he had come up to sing.

"I'm a bland, homely girl, all alone in the world, flat as a board, thin and lanky." Naraku sang out.

everyone was having fun. Kagome and everyone was laughing, except the two onstage werre focused on finishing the song first. sing first, laugh thier asses off later.

"you're a dog, get a troll, were you hit, by a train? won't go near you 'cause your breath is stanky!" Kouga waved his hand in front of his nose to emphasize it.

"don't get touched! I'm afraid 'cause guys say I'm an eyesore! boo hoo! I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl, that I have it, I should bag it! Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair! I'm a relation to Frankenstiens creation!" they were now moving all around he stage.

"You're so ugly, you disgust me!" he said, winking.

"Boo hoo, hoo yeah. oh! let's go out and have some fun!" Naraku sang out.

"I'm sorry, but you're too damn ugly!" Kouga shook his head.

"oh, Screw you, Ken!" Naraku finished off, mock-glaring and shaking his fist. as soon as the music ended, they all burst into peals of laughter.

after that, they all got off the stage.

"okay, next is..." Kagome started.


K.L.K- nyanya! :P now you have ot review to pick out who I should do next! you can pick one person, two people, or maybe three. O! and don't for get the song!

Kouga- HAHAHAHA!!

Naraku- ya know, that was actually fun!

K.L.K- I told ya so!

PLEASE REVIEW!!