::: Hey, RLS Here. Just letting you know that this is pretty random, if i do say so myself. _; so yeah. :::

ONCE upon a time, there were two very pretty princesses: Wally West and Garth....something _;. Wally and Garth were BFFs and they stayed up ALL night together painting each others nails and talking about princes and evil stepmothers. But I digress. ONE fateful day, Wally and Garth decided to go into the haunted forest of death and doom to pick flowers. While the two beautifully dressed princesses were picking the flowers that matched their dresses, they heard a loud ANNOYING sound.

"What was THAT noise?!" Squeaked Garth clutching his tiara. Wally shrugged and began applying WAY too much lipgloss.

"Must be the wind Garthy," He said, "Does this lip gloss my my butt look big?" Garth then pointed out that his shoes didn't match that shade of lip gloss and Wally wiped the horrible mistake off. The STUPID annoying sound came again.

"The wind doesn't sound like THAT, Wally!" Garth said, "I'm getting scared." Then suddenly, Donna Troy, jumped out.

"GRAH! I'm on mah period and I'm ANGRY!" She screamed. Garth jumped over to Wally.

"I'm SCARED! Hold ME!" He squeaked again, holding Wally close. Wally sighed and flipped his hair.

"Look gurl, you don't know who you be dealin' wit." He said snapping his fingers, "I don't wanna go GHETTO on yo ASS. But GurlFRAND, I will. Dat shit be TRUE."

Donna then tied the two ghetto fabulous princesses up with her dental floss of TRUTH-ness and put them in her Banana Shaped wagon.

"BWAHAHA! No one can save you know princesses," She cackled, "Now tell me: WHO STOLE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR!" Garth looked like he was going to cry.

"It was..." Wally said, "It was........." THEN a rose flew out of the sky and hit Donna in the eye.

"AW FUCK." She yelled clutching her eye, "DUDE! NOT COOL." Two very handsome princes name Dick Grayson and Roy Harper jumped down.

"Tuexdo Mas- I mean PRINCE Dick!" Wally said in a school girlish voice.

"Don't give into her dental floss Sailor Mo- I mean, Princess Wally!" Dick said. Donna was still flipping over her eye though.

"Seriously?! I mean OW. This fucking hurts like HELL." Donna said, "What made you think it was a good idea to throw those?!" Prince Roy ran over to Princess Garth.

"Are you okay?" He said suavely. Princess Garth melted.

"Ughfhdhadurafj...y-yeahhhh." He gurgled. Roy arched an eyebrow and ruffled the fish princesses hair.

"Does anybody have like warm water and a fucking cloth??? I don't want this getting INFECTED!" Donna complained, "Can we stop playing this for like...six minutes while I patch up my fucking eye?" Everyone glared at her.

"JESUS DONNA." Roy said angrily, "YOU'RE THE REASON WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. I TRY AND BRING EVERYBODY TOGETHER WITH A SMALL FAMILY BUILDING GAME AND YOU COME CRASHING IN WITH YOU WEAK LITTLE EYES! GOSH!"

Garth began whaling and crying his eyes out.

"Oh and LOOK. You made Garth cry!" He yelled, "Go get your stupid eye-patch or whatever, just leave the HAPPY people ALONE." He turned away from her and raised his head high.

"Oh! WELL," She said as angry as he. She looked around and saw a small vase. Donna tapped it and it fell and shattered, "THATS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR HAPPINESS."

Wally stood up and put his arms out dramatically.

"LETS JUST ALL COME THE FUCK DOWN!"

:: So I wrote this a few weeks ago. I was writing it just so I could laugh when I read it to my sister but I decided to post it here. ~RLS ::