The day Kagome returned to camp sopping wet and bright red with Inuyasha following and laughing his head off, everyone wondered what the hell had happened. Kagome shrugged everyone's questions off with a someday I'll be able to laugh about this myself but I don't want to talk about it right now.
They got their answer a month later after Inuyasha had chased off Kouga who had shown up with his nose covered.
"It happened as you know, a month ago." Kagome started, "Kouga kidnapped me on the day we had the bean burritos and chilli that my mother prepared for us."
"Oh I remember that, we all had indigestion and got sick." Miroku interrupted, "Please remind your mother to never cook for us again."
"Will do." Kagome said, "Now back to my story, I wasn't feeling my best when Kouga snatched me, in fact I had left camp to pass the gas that I knew was building up. Well, with Kouga carrying me off, I couldn't just fart you know, so I held it in the best I could. Kouga finally carried me off to a cave and set me down. I really couldn't hold it in any longer, so I kinda leaned to the side and prayed that it would be quiet. No such luck. First, Kouga had this look on his face as if he couldn't believe his ears, then the smell hit him and he passed out. I left the cave hoping that when Kouga came to he'd think it was some sort of dream, that's about when Inuyasha arrived."
"She smelled awful, lucky for me there was a river nearby. I had to dump her in it three times before the stench went away." Inuyasha stated.
"Well you know the rest, I sat Inuyasha ten times, Inuyasha got a good laugh at the fact that Kouga passed out, and he followed me back to camp laughing his head off." Said Kagome.