Plot: Yuki Eiri tells us what he hates about different things... Full of bad faith and cynism.. Just for fun! :)
Note: The last chapter of my fanfic Yuki's secret diary inspired me to do this. For this first chapter, I borrowed a few stuff from chapter 37 of Yuki's... and added a few others...
Please keep in mind that I'm French, hence the English mistakes! ;)
WHAT I HATE ABOUT... BEACH HOLIDAYS.
I hate beach holidays.
I hate the beach. Can't plug my laptop there.
I hate sun. I don't get tanned like a surfer, I only burn and get red like a lobster.
I hate speedo swimming trunks, aka "nut huggers". I mean, come on! People around don't need to know I get a boner when I look at you building sandcastles.
I hate monoï scented stuff. Gives me headache.
I hate sunscreen cream. Makes you all sticky.
I hate sand. I hate it in my sandwich, I hate it in my bag-pack, I hate it between my ring and my finger, I hate it between my toes, I hate it in my hair, I hate it in my nostrils, and I hate it even more when I'm covered in sunscreen cream! Not to mention it burns my feet when I walk on it!
I hate fish. They've got vicious protruding eyes.
I hate the sea. Said fish pee and poop in there.
AND. I. CAN'T. SWIM, for fuck's sake!
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But I must admit...
You're damn sexy in your violet trunks and I just love the way you rub sunscreen cream on my back... *vicious smile*
Thanks for reading!