Don't own SSBB.

Twas a happy day when everyone learned Roy came back. Pit was the first one to find out, of course, they both being angels now. Pit, knowing Marth and Peach were the most gossipy, told them first. And the news spread in less than an hour. Everyone rushed to Skyworld, but Palutena only allowed three people at a time. The first three were Marth, Ike, and Zel-- I mean, Sheik. Marth forced his way in, Ike since he wanted to meet the new guy, and Sheik because 'he' wanted revenge for Roy calling 'him' Zelda all the time.

"Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Po--."

"WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!" Roy screamed. He glared at Marth who was poking his new wings curiously whilst saying 'poke.' Marth stepped back. "Jeez, don't need to be a jerk about it..."

"So, you're Roy? Man, Link was right when he said you looked a lot like Pit..."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever you." Roy pouted. And then felt around fifteen or so throwing knives stab him in the back. "OWWWOWW! WHAT THE HELL, ZELDA?!"

"I'M NOT ZELDA! I AM A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSON!" yelled Sheik, who left without a goodbye. Link raised an eyebrow at 'him' when he walked in, and smiled when he saw Roy.

"Hey, Roy, how are you feeling?" he asked politely. Roy turned to him, and grabbed the front of his shirt. "How. Am. I. Feeling?" he repeated slowly, "I died, somehow became an angel, got into Brawl, and find out I was replaced by a pansy! HOW DO YOU THINK I'M FEELING?!"

Link eeped, and shrugged Roy off of him. "Eh heh heh, well, maybe when you meet the new people you can make some new friends--."

"Noooo! Roy is miiiiiine!" whined Marth, "I'm the only one who can be his friend!" He draped himself over Roy like a coat, and Roy twitched. He growled and grabbed Marth's cape.

"Roy? What are you--?" Marth didn't get to finish his sentence, as he was thrown of the side of the platform. Ike, all the while, left, got some angel food, and was currently eating some angel steak. Roy and Link looked at him strangely.

"What are you eating?" asked Roy.

"Angel steak," Ike replied.

"Where'd you get it?" questioned Link.

Just as Ike opened his mouth to answer, his steak was stolen by Ness (who absolutely adores steak). He somehow ate it within two minutes, and then turned to Roy, and said, "Hey, Roy, what's up?"

Ike gaped at his lap where the plate of steak was, and then at Ness. He suddenly got angry, and, picking up Ragnell, swiped it at the thirteen year old who went flying off the stage. But at the last second, he grabbed Ike's cape, taking him with him.

"I think the moral of the story is 'capes are bad,'" said Link watching them go.

Roy nodded. Samus (in her Zero Suit) walked in, a frown on her face.

"Wow, you're actually alive," she said. Roy gasped, "That's what you look like in your Zero Suit?!"

"Ugh," she left, Link and Roy watching her go. "Damn, did she become more of a bitch, or what?"

"She's just angry 'cause Snake never wants to do anything with her anymore."

"... I really don't even wanna know what you just meant."

"I meant training. God, your still as much of a perv as ever..."

"Screw you too, buddy."

"Hey, Roy!" Kirby walked in with a cute little smile on his face.

"Finally, someone I'm happy to see," said Roy, patting Kirby on the head. Kirby laughed, and nodded to Link in greeting.

"Roy..." Roy flinched. That voice... that... horrid voice...

"P-Peach, how-how're you doing this fine da--?"

"ROY YOU HAD ME SO WORRIED! I THOUGHT I'D NEVER HAVE ANYTHING TO GOSS-- I MEAN, I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!" cried Peach, clinging onto Roy's arm. Kirby and Link, meanwhile stared with blank faces.

"Peach... how's Daisy..?"

"Oh, she's fine. Oh, you haven't met everyone haven't you? Well, well, c'mon! Let's go!"

The end.