1Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...NNOOOO! 'run away while crying out loud'
Tomo: I'm typing this for my friend, and yes they're too lazy to type it.
Naruto: ohhhh I didn't know so many people catch your lazy habit.
Kiwi: Hey! 'glare at Naruto then suddenly realize that she been watch' Uhhhh... hi! I'm the person who wrote this story.
Sakura-chan: And I'm her editor. -.-
Tomo: Well, this is her first story so please be nice!
'blah' - action
"blah" - talking
Warning: NOT FOR SAKURA LOVERS ( if she has any ) character ooc.
The Plan
Naruto, Sasuke, and Rock Lee were all running, in the forest, away from something or someone. They have the look of fright and disgust on all of their faces. All of a sudden, they saw it -a pink bangs swishing from behind an oak tree. The sakura stepped out to reveal herself. (Her ugly self that is)
Rock Lee: Oh, it's only sakura.
Naruto and Sasuke: AHHHHHHHH! It's sakura!
Naruto: She's so evil!
Sasuke: And Annoying!
Naruto: And mean!
Sasuke: And annoying!
Naruto: And rude!
Sasuke: AND ANNOYING!
sakura: Hi Rock Lee. Hiii Sasuke 'Blink Blink' How nice to see you.
Sasuke: 'cough-cough' 'puke puke'
Sasuke and Naruto: Well, we don't want you here!
All of a sudden, three shadow figures raced past sakura and each one punched, kicked, or hurt her in a way.
sakura: Ouch! Hey! What was that for?
Naruto: 'laughing' I don't know!
Sasuke: 'laughing even harder' But it was sure funny.
The three figures raced around sakura faster and faster each time and each time sakura got scared and more scared, so much that she wet herself! (Come on, what kind of teenager wets themselves?) The three figures stepped out of the shadow to reveal themselves.
Girl 1: I'm Chanice ( aka. Kiwi )
Girl 2: I'm Tran ( aka. Tomo )
Girl 3: 'yawn' What! I'm Emily ... (aka. Sakura-chan...not the one in Naruto though. Just a common name )
Chanice and Emily glared at sakura...except for Tran, who couldn't keep her eyes off of Sasuke.
Sasuke: Wow! That was cool!
Naruto: 'drooling' Someone introduce me to the black girl in a mini skirt and spaghetti-strap tanktop on.
Sasuke: 'slaps Naruto' Snap out of it! You got to learn that -- Whoa!
Emily walk over to a tree and sits down, while Chanice pushed Tran over to Sasuke, who was now staring at her hopelessly, which made her blush.
Sasuke: Whooo! What a hottie! I'd like to play duck, duck, goose with her.
sakura: Don't worry about her, Sasuke. Let's go some where romantic, away from her and her evil face!
Sasuke: 'look at her with disgust'
Emily: 'walk over to Sasuke' Hey, watch her for me 'points at Tran' I've got some pest problem to take care of...
Sasuke: 'walk over to Tran' Emily told me to watch you. 'turn to watch Emily fight sakura' Whoa! She's strong and wicked fast. So why are you here?
Tran: 'keeps quiet and watches Chanice'
Naruto inched over to Chanice and started to flirting with her. sakura runs away when Emily stopped circling her. Emily's turns toward Sasuke and Tran, who finally talking to Sasuke.
- With Naruto and Chanice-
Naruto: Hi, I'm Naruto .
Chanice: I know
Naruto: So... a mini skirt huh?
Chanice: Do you feel uncomfortable with me wearing this? I could change into Emily's mini skirt, which is longer on me.
Naruto: Oh no, it's fine.
(background) a moment of silence please...ok ten minutes. -ten minutes later-
Chanice: Let's go get some ramen!
Naruto: RAMEENNN!
Chanice: Okay...'drag' is that a yes or a no?
Naruto: -.- a yes
Chanice: I'm taking Naruto to eat ramen, Emily.
Emily: Whatever 'throw Chanice the bag'
Chanice and Naruto left to eat some ramen in the bag, which Naruto nearly dived into the bag.
- With Sasuke and Tran-
Sasuke: So...what are you doing here again?
Tran: 'looks over at Emily, who nodds' 'whispers' We are here to kill sakura. Emily calls it Operation X or Operation Send The Dirty Bitch To Hell.
Sasuke: 'wide eyes' Whooo! Emily sounds tough.
Tran: 'smile' She is.
Sasuke: Wow 'he and Tran walk off together'
Rock Lee inches over to Emily.
Rock Lee: Sooo...Do ya come here often?
Emily: That was the corniest thing I have ever heard! Get away you creep. (no offense to Rock Lee fans. We like him too...he's just part of the story)
Rock Lee goes to sakura.
Rock Lee: Sooo sakura..
sakura: 'punches Rock Lee in the face' Get lost Lee.
Emily: 'turns to face sakura' You had no right to hit him, slut!
sakura: You bitch, don't call me that!
Both girls glare at each other.
Rock Lee: Ummm...Emily, sakura
Emily and sakura: Fuck off!
sakura smiled and started walking towards Emily.
Emily: 'looks at sakura with disgust and kicks her in the face' Lay off, I'm not into that...
TO BE CONTINUE . . . . . . . . .
Kiwi: Yay! End of Part 1. Do you like it or not!
Tomo: Feel free to suggest any ideas and remember to review!
Sakura-chan: 'stepped out from the shadow' OR ELSE...
Tomo: But don't be too harsh on her, this is her first fanfic. .