"Kirsten! You don't mind if I kill Seth do you?"
"Of course not honey, just don't make a mess, it's Rosa's day off."
"See, she loves me." smug
"Yeah well I don't!"
"Kirsten! Seth said he doesn't love me."
"Seth, play nice and don't tell lies at the breakfast table."
"Yeah, Seth, play nice with the other kids!" pokes tongue out
"Kids… I don't see any other kids. I see one kid, but he's a bully. Mom wouldn't want me playing with bullies, right mom?"
"Of course not sweetheart. Now eat your bagel." grins
"Bully! Me, a bully! Just for that I'm not gonna-" leers
"Not gonna what, Ryan?" blonde eyebrow raised, disapproving look
"…finish that sentence?"
"Finish your breakfast?" bushy eyebrows twitch
"Hey!"
"Sandy, give Ryan back his bagel."
"It's my bagel, that's what started this whole thing. Weren't you listening, mom! This is neglect, which is a type of abuse. Child abuse!"
"I'm sorry honey. Sandy, give Ryan back Seth's bagel." Silence. "Thank you dear." Kiss.
"Child. Abuse."