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Just NOT the Two of Them

"Where are we?" Chester asks as he notices he's not at the ice skate ring or at any other place he ever been before.

"According to my calculations and my portable computer, we somehow got stuck in some pocket dimension." A.J. replies.

"Pocket dimension?" Crocker asks. "There's only one logical explanation! Timmy Turner, out of his desire for the fabulous and popular Trixie Tang, wished the two of them were the only people on Earth and had his wish granted by his FAIRY GODPARENTS!"

"Makes sense." Veronica comments. "Only that way he'd have a chance with me, I mean, with Trixie."

Tad and Chad nod in agreement.

"Crocker, you'd better not mislead those children into believing Fairy Godparents exist." Principal Waxelplax demands.

"Actually, that makes sense, mes amis." A French kid adds. "After the boys from your school vanished, I tried to court Mademoiselle Tang but then I vanished as well."

"And after the French human kid vanished, I, like, tried my chances with the Earth female Tang and then I vanished as well." Mark adds.

"If you have a better explanation, I'd like to hear it, Principal." Sanjay asks.

"Me too. And so does Bob, my boil."

Meanwhile, at another part of the pocket dimension:

"Dear, I don't know where you are but look at the bright side." Mrs. Turner says. "There's no Dinkleberg."

"Hi, neighbors!" Sheldon Dinkleberg replies as he and Mrs. Dinkleberg appear.

"Dinkleberg!" Mr. Turner glares.

At yet another part:

"Honey, we don't have to worry about being stranded at this weird place." Mr. Buxaplenty says. "We have money."

"I know, dear." Mrs. Buxaplenty replies. "But I can't help but wonder where our son is and whatever his name is."

Not too far from Mr. and Mrs. Buxaplenty:

"Why don't you just wish they'd remember your name, Remy?"

"What's the point of having your parents remember your name if you need a magical wish for it?"

Meanwhile, Vicky is suffering. "This can't be!" She cries. "I can't live without a twerp to torture!" She then notices Francis. "Well, he's better than nothing."

"Back off, girl."

Not too far from where the story started:

"Mr. Crocker can't be right." Tootie says while crying. "Timmy couldn't have gone so far just to have a moment with Trixie. It's not fair!"

This is it. I missed writing FOP fanfictions and I wondered what the FOP characters (other than Cosmo, Wanda, Timmy and Trixie) were doing while they were away. And then I tried to make a story with no character having lines in more than one paragraph. Critics are welcome.