Ms. Darbus's room (everyone sitting in a circle with their desks)

Gabriella: OMG did you hear? Auditions for the spring musical are next week! LYK YESH!

Chad: Stop talking in IM! Stupid theater people.

Ryan: Nothing is stupid in the theatre.

Chad: Don't you mean theater?

Ryan: Thesbians say theatre.

Jason: HAHAHA! You said lesbian!

Ryan: I didn't---never mind.

Gabriella: I heard they're doing Hairspray!

Troy: I want to do Ugly Betty: The Musical!

Sharpay: True dat.

Troy: I didn't know Sharpay was gansta!

Sharpay: I'm not. I just like saying true dat.

Troy: Do the Soulja Boy dance!

Sharpay: No! That song kills brain cells!

Ms. Darbus: Everybody, gather round!

Zeke: I love to bake!

Ms. Darbus: WTF ZEKE?

Chad: What's with the IM?

Zeke: In Status Quo, after some student says "eveybody gather round" i say "i love to bake!"

Ms. Darbus: Okay then...But I am annoucing the spring music-hal, it is HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!!!!!

Troy: I so want to be Troy!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelsi: You are Troy.

Troy: I want to be Troy Bolton though!

Everyone: YOU ARE TROY BOLTON.

Gabriella: Lyk To2LeE!

Sharpay: Be quiet noob!

Gabriella: El Oh El! U R SO fUNee!

Troy: Ever since she got that iPhone with her tuition money, she has learned every single IM word for texting. (nods head with shame)

Gabriella: Lyk EyE n0!

Taylor: SHUT UP GABRIELLA! YOU SOUND STUPIDER EVERY TIME YOU TALK LIKE THAT!

Jason: Shweet! All caps!

Sharpay: Troysie, will you be my audition buddy?

Troy: Fersher!!!!!!

Gabriella: EyE lYk wANt 2 B TrOy'S ParrTNEr!

Troy: I have a restraining order against you. By the way, you need to back up 12 feet...

Gabriella: LMAO!!!!!!!!! BuT HoO wELl B My pArtNer???

Chad: I can't take it anymore! (takes Gabriella's iPhone and stomps on it, then throws it out the window.)

Taylor: I'll be Ryan's partner!

Ryan: Okay...sure...let's go with that.

Gabriella: EyE dOnT haVe a PArtNer!

Chad: I'll be your partner if you stop doing that!

Gabriella: (clears throat) KK! I mean...(ponders). Okay.

Chad: It's...a start.

Sharpay: I so want to be Gabriella! I mean I'm like her twin!

Gabriella: I'm kinda nervous, remember last time I was on stage?

Troy: No...

Gabriella: I froze up! But then you kissed me on the cheek...

Troy: Wait for our REAL kiss in the second movie.

Gabriella: What second movie?

Troy: HSM 2!?!?!? GAH!!!!

Sharpay: You kiss Gabriella in HSM 2? What about Troypay?

Troy: The viewers demand Troyella, like Zanessa.

Ryan: Ryella is SO the new Troyella.

Sharpay: What Evs. (bells rings)

Jason: Come on, lesbians and noobs, class has ended!

Basketball Practice

Troy: Daddy! Guess what? I'm doing the spring musical!

Coach Bolton: Don't call me daddy! That's what people that are 4 call there dad's.

Troy: But DADDY!

Coach Bolton: (Ugh.)

Troy: Idk my bff rose?

Chad: I HATE IM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHH!

Troy: Why do you hate IM so much?

Chad: Idk. Omg. I'm turning into one of them!!!! (screams and runs out of the gym)

Zeke: Maybe my cupcakes will cheer him up! (follows Chad)

Chad: (his voice echoing in the hallway) NO AMOUNT OF ICING WILL MAKE ME HAPPY!-wait, mmmmm. These cupcakes are off the chain!

Kelsi: Nick J is off the chain!

Troy: Kelsi?

Kelsi: Sorry. I just love Nick Jonas.

Troy: Okay then. (someones phone starting playing their S.O.S. ringtone in the hallway of the gym)

Kelsi: NICK!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs out of the gym)

Troy: Sorry, Daddy. I got distracted. We're doing HSM!

Coach Bolton: ACH ES EM?

Troy: YES! I so want to be Troy!

Coach Bolton: I want to try out! I would be perfect for the part of Jason!

Martha: I want to be Neville!

Troy: Martha! Hello! When did you get here?

Martha: I've always been here, I'm on the basketball team.

Troy: You were?

Martha: No.

Coach Bolton: I thought we were doing ACH ES EM, not Harry Potter!

Jason: (randomly comes up to them) NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM!!!!!!!

Coach Bolton: Isn't Neville a guy's part?

Martha: Maybe...(runs out of the gym)

Gabriella: TROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs to him)

Sharpay: (running after her) Gabriella! No! Don't do it! It's not worth it!

Gabriella: My Troy Toy! (starts trying to jump on his back)

Troy: Get away from me stalker! (starts sprinting)

Grabriella: NO! NEVER!!!!!!!!!

Troy: Shar, get her away me!

Sharpay: I'm trying! (trips over her stilleto heels and falls hard) OWWWWWW! MY PANCREAS!

Gabriella: I love you like Hermione loves Ron Weasley!

Jason: Ron...Ron...Ron WEASLEY! (starts jumping up and down, jumps out of a window)

Jason: I'm okay! Ron...Ron...Ron Weasley! Dumbledore!

Coach Bolton: Youtube has ruined the lives of today's children. (he starts to realizes he's the only one left in the gym) I guess practice is over...now i finally have time so i can practice my auditon piece for ACH ES EM!!!!!

A/n: I know this chapter sucks, so please don't be that critical! But please give me some advice and tips!