It was an average day in vampire mountain, as average as every other day Darren spent beside Larten as they ate the strange foods that were offered to them
"Hey Larten" Darren poked suddenly, his eyes full of curiosity, Darren didn't call Mr. Crepsley by his first name where others would hear often, but there was an occasional moment he did so
"mm?"
"can I ask a question?"
"is there ever a time when you don't?" Darren pouted at the response but shook it off and asked anyway
"Do vampires cum?" Larten practically spit the blood within his mouth all over his younger lover, instead he swallowed hard and blinked at him
"Excuse me?" he coughed
"Well, Vampires can't have children, correct?" Larten nodded " and that's because neither a male nor female vampire can produce children, so does that mean a female vampire doesn't have ovaries, or a male sperm?" Larten coughed nervously "and if a male doesn't have sperm does that therefore mean he doesn't have semen?"
"what exactly brought this question Darren?"
" I was thinking about if we ever had sex, and if we did would you or I cum during climax?" Darrens voice seemed to raise causing the vampires around them to stop and stare. Larten hid his face with his cloak and glared at Darren
"this conversation is not appropriate at this time or place Darren" he hissed before standing and shuffling out of the dining hall