Chapter I
Narauto strode along the streets of Konoha, showing off his new ninja headband to anyone who would bother a glance, which was few. To those unfortunate few who made eye contact with the young ninja, they were treated to disturbing poses and yells of "Dattebayo!"
He made his annoying way through the streets, irritating everyone around him until he came to his favourite ramen stand, Ichiraku's. He ordered his usual, flashing his headband at the other customers before messily digging into his ramen, splashing it about everywhere. He munched it loudly, splattering the broth all over the counter and in droplets on his orange jumpsuit.
Far above Naruto's disgraceful eating performance, a microscopic and crimson ball fell towards Konoha, plummeting through the air. A bird, flying lazily above the village in the hot noontime sun, was struck by the ball, upon which the bird promptly exploded, and the ball continued downwards toward the village. The ball whistled down, landing in Naruto's ramen.
For a moment, the world went utterly quiet, as if waiting with bated breath to see what occurred next. Then, a bright flash of light and an infinitely loud burst from the bowl, eradicating everything within a 5 mile radius. All the buildings ceased to exist, and most of the people, yet some survived. Not in Konoha, but in an entirely different universe, across the void of time and space...