Chapter 1

Welcome To Summer Camp

"This is all your fault!"

"My fault? You're the one who had to get back at Jocelyn!"

I sighed and folded my arms across my chest. Me and the Fredly here were sitting on the floor of our cabin. Yes, our cabine. Me and the nub had to share a cabin due to certain circumstances. See Carly decided it wold be fun to go to summer camp. Freddie only came because Carly asked and I was only here because she promised a whole months load of ribs if I came. But here I was, rib less, alone with a nub, and hungry. Three of the most horrible things I can imagine. Now if your wondering why I'm in this stupid cabin with Fredweird here's a little flashback for ya.

Flashback

"AHHHHA! I didn't know hair could hurt," cried the red headed cheerleader.

"Samantha Joy Puckett! Get off the table, let go of her hair, and put the rib down," the camp consular yelled at me.

I let go of Jocelyns hair and she fell face forward into a pale of lasanga. Kids started laughing but Miss I have a stick up my butt consular, didn't look very happy. She tapped her foot and pointed ta the ground. I cralwed off the table and stood in front of her.

"Samantha why did you attack Jocelyn?"

"She said I was fashion challenged, aggressive, repulsive, juvenile duletwit! So I just simple jumped onto the table, tackled her, and pulled some of her extensions out."

"And she sent me a virus to my computer, texted embarrassing pictures of me in 6th grade to everyone, and put whip cream on my face when I was sleeping," Jocelyn screamed.

Miss stick up her butt looked ta me confused.

"How could you have hack into her computer? Your not that smar- I mean technology experienced."

"I know a nub who is techna whatever experienced."

The consular glanced at Freddie. Freddie was nervously glancing around the room trying to look casual.

"Fredward Benson? WHY! You are my best camper. Why on Earth would you hack into Jocelyn's computer?"

"I...I...Sam made me! Please you have to understand! Shes a blonde headed demon! She threated to lock my mother in a closet-again!"

"Shut it Fredchini!"

"Don't tell me to shut it!"

"I can if I want to you! Shut it!"

"You're acting like a kindergartner!"

"And your acting like a hobnocker!"

"I am not a hobnocker!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

That's when I put him in a headlock. He started yelling ow and I smirked. The consular shook her head.

"Fredward, Samantha I'm very disappointed in you two. Their will be survive punishments."

Freddie looked like he was going to faint, I just shrugged.

"You two follow me. Everyone go back to eating lunch."

We followed the consular down a path that lead up into the woods.

"Um conse where we going?"

"Somewhere where you two will hopefully learn to get along."

We walked maybe about half a mile and stopped in front of a dark maple wood cabin. The consular opened the door and pushed us inside.

"Whaaa," I said falling on my butt. Freddie landed right next to me.

"This is your new cabin."

"What," we yelled at the same time.

"Consular I'm a girl and his is a guy! We can't share a cabin! I'm suppose to be in the cabin with Carly and Wendy!"

"No way am I putting you with with your friends. You might corrupt those two girls as well."

"Why can't I just go stay with other girls then."

"No one wants to be in a mile radius of you, why would they want to share a cabin with you?"

"Wow. Here I am in 10th grade and here you are a 30 some women lowering my self esteem. Thanks."

She glared at me.

"You two will share this cabin until Summer Camp is over. You will leran to get along of else their will be consequences, understand?"

Freddie nodded.

"Yes sir, I mean mam."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," I said.

She gave me one last death glare and slammed the door.

End of flashback

And that's how I got stuck with Frederly in this cabin. Not only was I sitting next to a stunned nub but the cabin was cralwing with bugs. I jumped up and started squishing bugs while Freddie watched.

"Stupid cabin! Stupid consular! Stupid camp! Stupid nub," I mumbled.

"I'm not stupid,' Freddie said.

I gave him a death glare and he gulped. I smirked and sat down on one of the beds. As soon as I sat down the legs fell, the mattress and me fell to the ground, cotton stuffing fell out, and springs started to piece my butt. I jumped up yelling ow.

"Wow Sam, gained some weight," Freddie teased.

"I did not! This stupid bed gave away!"

We looked at each other and the other bed. We dashed to the other side of the room, trying to jump onto the bed first and claim it as our own. See there were only two beds so one of us would have to sleep on the floor with creepy crawlies. Just our luck we both landed on the mattress at the same time.

"You sleep on the floor," I commanded.

"No you do! You're the one who got us into this mess!"

"Just be a gentlemen and sleep on the ground!"

We laided there, auguring until Carly burst through the door.

"Carls tell him to sleep on the floor," I yelled.

"No tell her to sleep on the floor!"

Carly glanced at us, the broken bed, the bugs, and back.

"Sorry guys. I tired but the consular refuses to switch you."

"NO! You can't leave me with this, this, this demon! She'll kill me before morning,' Freddie cried hugging Carly's legs.

"I'm sorry but looks like you guys are stuck being cabin mates for the rest of summer."

She kicked Freddie off of her and walked out the door. Me and Freddie sat there, eyes closed, screaming, and fist raised high.

"WWHHHHHYYYY!"

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-Nikki Adams