Disclaimer: Yeah, don't own Kh either. If I did, Riku would take his shirt off several times in the game.
It was a killer hot day on the Destiny Islands and everybody was frying up, but that's not the point! Anyways Tidus, Wakka and Selphie were running like idiots on the island, Riku was sitting on the tree with the huge dent in it, Sora was standing on the shore and running away from the water when it got close, but went back to it anyways, and Kairi was somewhere.
"Another sunny hot day, whoopty dooo" Riku groaned.
"Hahahaha! The water will never get me! I win every time!" Sora yelled as he raised his hands in the air like an idiot.
Suddenly, the water comes up and grabs Sora by the heels and drags him in.
"Riku! Help me! The water is eating me!" Sora screamed as the water took on his pants, or lower part of his jump suit O.o Whatever it is.
"I'm coming Sora!" Kairi yells happily as she runs in with her slow pace and even annoying face.
"Oh, gosh no! That's okay! Be eatin by the water isn't that bad!" Sora says as his shoulders get dragged into the water.
Riku jumps out in front of Kairi and trips her. "Just get out of the water. You're right next to the shore" Riku says pointing to the ground. Sora looks and sees he's been at the shore the whole time and two hands have his back.
"The curse of the sea! I knew I shouldn't have ever eaten that clam Wakka gave me!" Sora screams as he jumps out of the water and runs around, tearing apart several coconut trees and the dock.
"I'm not a curse! I'm a guy!" a familiar voice exclaims as he climbs out of the water. "It's the king of all darkness!" Kairi screams as she gets up. "It's Barney!" Sora yells from the other side of the island. "BARNEY!" the whole island screams in terror.
"Oh, please, I'm a lot better than that piece of crap! I'm Ansem!" Ansem yells out to the whole world. The world is quiet and only crickets can be heard. "Gasp! Riku, it's the guy who tried to rape you!" Sora yells as he comes back, having all of his clothes ripped and only a few remainders covering his...you know.
Riku starts to tremble and backs up, having those weird backing up noises as he takes each step. "You keep away from my Riku! He's mine!" Sora says as he takes out the Keyblade. "I'd put that away before you cut your hair off!" Ansem says crossing his arms. "You must not know who I is!" Sora says as he swings the keyblade around and chops off a spike of his hair. "NOOOOOOO! Hair emergency! Hair emergency!" Sora yells and falls like he's having a heart attack.
Out of nowhere Cloud and Vincent come out and pick Sora up and lay him on those carrying beds and runs off with him. "Your son needs help" Vincent says rolling his eyes. "Hair is a major thing to keep cool looking!" Cloud yells to Vincent. "Well, this is a strange start" Ansem says looking off where thay took Sora. "So how'd you get here anyways?" Riku asks as he backs up into a wall. "Well, when that stupid brat opened the door, I didn't die. I just lost my balance in the air and fell onto where the door was, that Kairi girl kicked me off and I fell into the sea, while she tried to look like she did nothing wrong" Ansem pouted as he glared at Kairi. She giggled a little and bad things happened.
The evil giggle made Selphie run into a tree, Tidus run into a den of crabs and lobsters, Wakka's only blitzball popped and he mourned all over it, houses caught on fire, Riku's shirt ripped off (Okay, maybe it wasn't too bad), Ansem was rolling on the ground begging for the laughing to stop, other unknown worlds exploded, at the hospital, Sora's oxygen tank exploded and Sora was blown out of the window.
"On guardian!" Ansem yells, hoping his shadow thing would protect him, but all that came out was a sign that said, 'I quit! Protect yourself, I'm working at Taco Bell now!' Suddenly, Sora fell out of the sky and landed on Kairi, stopping the horrorible laugh. "Riku, my love!" he says getting up and running over to Riku. "Sora!" Riku yells as he runs over to Sora with arms open. 'Reunited' is playing in the background as they run over to each other in slow motion. A turtle walks by going faster than Sora and goes into the sand.
After a few minutes, the music changes. "Mmmm! It's KFC! Ah!...That's chicken for me! Mmmm...That's KFC! Ah! It's Chicken for me!" music change "Dance! To much booty in da pants!" music change "When you walk away, you don't hear me say, pleeeeaaaseeee, oh baby, don't go! Simple and Clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight" music change "Estuans interius ira vehementi, estuans interiurs ira vehementi. Sephiroth! Sephiroth!" "Okay! Who's doing that!" Riku yells looking around as he stops running. Leon comes out of the secret place, dancing like an idiot while holding a boombox up to his ear.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie! Those other brothers cannot-notices people staring at him with a disgusted look on their faces-lie" he finishes with a sheepish smile. "Let's continue this another time" Sora says looking at the reader. A dark background comes with a circle in the middle that goes onto Sora along with that "Boooowoop!" sound. Sora's head gets caught in the circle and he chokes until it backs up and Sora falls backwards.
To be continued...
Well that was fun! Please review! I may continue!