Just because

Aichi isn't the only one who could cross-dress

Disclaimer: I own nothing from Cardfight!Vanguard.

Sendou Aichi walked down the school corridor, hand-in-hand with his best friend Naoki. Both of them are carrying identical lunch boxes - they were going to the rooftop to have lunch like most anime characters do.

They don't even know the reason why protagonists likes to eat lunch at rooftops much - it must be because of the weather.

Anyway, they were both talking happily - Naoki was making rude jokes while the bluenette tried to make him shut up, half-laughing, half-chiding.

The last thing he expected was the wall behind them exploding.

Which it did.

Everything just happened so fast.

The explosion knocked Aichi over flat on his back and shattering the windows. Glass shards flew all over the place, some slicing through the bluenette's skin. Aichi gritted his teeth in pain - but that didn't bother him - Naoki was lying still a few meters away. Aichi let out a little gasp, as he crawled over to his friend's aid, not minding the glass shards that was covering the floor.

"N-Naoki-kun! Are you okay? Are you hurt?" Aichi cried out worriedly, coughing from the smoke,as he shook his best friend. "Naoki-kun! Answer me!"

There was no response. Aichi's hands shook, his bright sapphire orbs widened in fear. Naoki can't possibly be dead!

"NAOKI-KUN!" he reached out and slapped Naoki's face over and over again, leaving several red hand prints on his friend's face. "NAOKI-KUN! THIS IS NOT FUNNY!"

"Ow! You didn't have to slap me! It's just a joke!" Naoki snarled, pushing Aichi's hands away, and sitting up at last. "I'm okay, except for some cuts..."

Aichi sighed in relief. "Don't joke like that, I was scared to death."

"Oh my god, Aichi, have you gone gay for me? Is this where you say you love me?"

"No."

"You broke my heart." Naoki sniffed, clutching his chest as if in pain, but then he switched gears to his serious mode. "Forget that - what the hell just happened?"

"An...explosion?" Aichi tried to shrug causually - but he can't - he was too terrified.

"Why would anyone even bomb a school?" Naoki waved his hands around, rolling his eyes. "I mean - hello, we don't have stashes of money like banks or something. I mean, are they mental?"

"I don't know...?" Aichi shuddered, "But you're right, Naoki-kun, why won't they go attack a bank instead of a school?"

"It's not money I'm looking for," a voice chuckled from behind the two. They both turned around in unison, and found themselves facing a blonde with blue eyes and duck hair. He was kinda cute, despite the evil grin on his face. "What I am looking for...is you, Sendou Aichi."

Aichi swore he could had screamed.

"W-What did I do?" the bluenette panicked, sweating. "My mother didn't borrow your money and forgot to pay you right?! O-or did I accidently kill your lover?!"

"...I'm looking for cute boys like you." the blonde smiled. He cupped Aichi's face and looked closely at him. "You're cuter than I thought...I've decided! I'm keeping you!"

Aichi's face burned up. Before he could reply, a fist hit the blonde squarely on the face. The blonde fell flat on his back, groaning in pain.

"DON'T MOLEST MY FRIEND LIKE THAT!" Naoki hissed, rubbing his knuckles. "Aichi, are you okay?"

"I-I'm fine..." Aichi sweated, shuddering. "H-He didn't do anything..."

"He must be a molester on drugs or something," Naoki muttered in disgust. "He's a perv."

"Don't be rude, Naoki-kun!"

"Well, he - " Naoki stopped in mid-sentence when his eyelids slowly shut, and he collapsed on the floor. Just like that.

"NAOKI-KUN!" Aichi cried out, running towards him. The blonde however, pulled him back by his arms, as the bluenette desperately kicked and struggled to reach his friend.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO NAOKI-KUN?!" Aichi hollered, trying to get free.

"Don't worry, he's just...asleep." the blonde grinned. Aichi wanted to smack him. At his crotch. With a Nokia 3310 phone. The blonde waggled his fingers, and gold sparks flew out. "It's magic, darling."

"Don't call me that," Aichi spat, flailing his legs around aimlessly. "Let me go!"

"You heard him, Miwa." a deep, masculine voice growled. "Let the boy go."

Before them was a man (?)- the manliest and coolest Aichi had ever seen - if he weren't in...a girl's costume?!

The brunette was wearing a white sailor-style top with a pink ribbon. There was also a bow tied to his hair, and another tied around his back. The bow on his back was definitely sparkling, as if dipped into a can of glitter. He was wearing a miniskirt - you know, the kind with lots of ruffles and layers. Let's not mention his shoes (High-heeled white vinyl boots...).

"Tch," Miwa glared at the brunette. "So the cross-dressing king has arrived, huh?"

The brunette's deadly green eyes narrowed. "Let the boy go."

"Make me," Miwa smirked.

The brunette ran towards Miwa at full speed, and whipped out his super-moe magical star staff with ribbons, sparkles and feathers embroidered artfully.

Aichi made a face. This totally must be a dream. But the glass cuts really do hurt...

The brunette's magical staff collided painfully with Miwa's wall of golden sparkles.

"You've got to be better than that, Kai." he snickered.

Kai gritted his teeth, and threw his staff at Miwa.

Apparently, it missed and hit Aichi squarely at his forehead instead. His head throbbed painfully, and he slumped right to the ground.

He could see was Kai swearing and Miwa running to Aichi's side, wailing, "Aichi-chan! Your pretty face!"

Kai caught the blonde off guard. Long thing short: Kai beated the crap out of Miwa, and the blonde quickly made his escape, yelling, "I'LL COME FOR YOU LATER, AICHI, DARLING!"

Everything was too fast for Aichi to process.

Aichi's vision started to go fuzzy. He reached out and touched his forehead - it was slick with blood.

He felt like the room was spinning and he blacked out.

The last thing he heard was Kai yelling.

"AICHI!"

Oh my god.

OH GOD WHAT AM I WRITING.

WHY DID I DO THIS.

This chapter is crappy I know I will try harder on the next chapters orz