Ok here is my story devoted to expressing the contained annoyance at my little sis. Constantly singing/playing/ or watching the songs from high school musical. This story happened when I had writer's block while trying to write chapter 3 of absorption. Also just so you're warned... The new Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is A HORROR MOVIE! I mean the evil squirrels found their way into the movie and dragged that little girl down the garbage! At least somebody sympathizes with me. Ok never mind about that, this fanfic is devoted to expressing extreme annoyance at High School Musical. Sure the movies o.k. the first time but the 500th time you hear it... well this is what happens...

One day Jon was busily typing, trying to get up the next chapter of Absorption (the story where he has fun torturing his sister) and Kat was STILL trying to beat kingdom hearts 2, which Jon had beaten several days ago... even if he did play it on easy.

"Grrr! Will this boss battle never end?" Kat screamed at the screen. She was at the final battle and Xemnas kept throwing her faraway.

"No, I don't call it the never-ending boss battle for nothing." Jon said "Ohhh I finished the chapter! I switched Anna from Axel fangirl to Demyx, heh... Ahhh!"

The lights had gone out and it was pitch black.

Jon "I don't like the dark... Mommy?"

Kat "Grow up!"

Jon "Did you touch me?"

Kat "No... Did you touch me?" Jon said no.

Kat "Isn't this what happens in horror movies?"

Jon "You mean evil rabid squirrels are going to drag me down the garbage shoot to the incenerator!"

Jon began frantically running around the room and whamming into things. Finnally after he ran into Kat for the third time he stopped.

Jon "It's so quiet... AHHHH!"

Jon stopped midsentence and after several seconds of struggling the light came on.

"Mmmgugum!bmmmsiiew!mpwfiqmmoo!" Jon tried to mumble through the gag in his mouth.

Both of the writers were tied to very hard, and very uncomfortable chairs. Their little sisters stood in front of them laughing evilly.

"Why am I not gagged?" Kat randomly asked, interupting the girls.

"Because" they answered" You're not as annoying." then they resumed the laughing.

"Oh." Kat said while Jon violently struggled in his chair.

"Is that why I'm tied in dental floss and he's in iron chain?" Kat asked.

"That, and we ran out of chain. Plus iron chain comes in handy for this..." Emily stuck a stun gun to the metal. Shrieks followed.

"Grqergisangqi! EGBQSDKH!" Jon yelled at her. Translation... You're really MEAN!

"Ok here's what's going on." Anna began "We are now in charge. Our rules, our story. This is payback for absorption and making me an Axel fan girl!"

"But you ARE an Axel fangirl" Kat said.

Kat's game controller moved by itself. It centered on the delete button.

"Noooo I take it back! I take it back!" Kat screamed. The controller moved away from the delete.

"But" Kat said "You forgot something... EVIL RABID SQUIRRELS! COME TO MY AID!"

Several seconds passed, Jon cringed, Kat looked confused, the two girls merely grinned.

"You mean these squirrels?" Emily asked. A TV appeared. It showed a room full of squirrels dressed in tea party clothes, eating acorn cakes and playing Kingdom Hearts.

"Bribery works so well. I wanted to tie their tails together but Anna said it was inhumane, it still would have been funny though." Emily pouted.

"My...squirrels...you civilized them? How could you be so cruel?" Kat cried, then she broke down in tears.

"Hgbejgb gbugb wegfsbg jgb qgrb grb b?" Jon asked. It translates as "Does this mean they won't bite me anymore?"

"No they still hate you for some odd reason." Anna said as Jon moaned.

"So we are now going into Kingdom Hearts again, only with super uber cool author powers and a keyboard, compliments of Kat and Jon. How thoughtful." Emily said. "And can you guess what we're going to do there?" she asked.

"Wreak havoc on the entire universe, twisting it to your own evil ways?": Kat asked.

"rbfasb gsdgbb gbagbisabg gfbgb gbgiuertrqp qwertyuiop?" Jon said. Which translates into "Turn it into a breeding ground for evil squirrels?"

"Nope, it's better than that." Emily said. "A HIGH SCHOOL MUSICALATHON! Where we force organization members and other characters to face off in a singing competition!.

Jon gasped (Although it sounded more like a choke) "It's worse than we thought!" (It is already translated because typing random keys is only fun for so long, don't worry Jon is still gagged).

Kat nodded in agreement. "How could it get any worse. It almost makes me feel sorry for the organization."

"Yeah whatever." Anna said. "I want to go see Axe... I mean the singing..."

"But first..." Emily said evilly "We have a few presents for you..."

Normally the mention of presents would have had Jon jumping up and down but her tone told him these weren't fun presents (that and the fact that he was tied down with iron chains). In front of him appeared a TV playing the squirrel scene from Willy Wonka over and over, interrupted only by the occasional oompa loompa song. His eyes rolled into the back of his head.

Kat began to laugh until a TV appeared in front of her. The song Love, Love, Sugar from Dance Revolution began to play.

"Go to go now. See ya two later!" With that the two little sisters disappeared into the game.

Kat began to gnaw furiously at the dental floss.

The organization members were at their headquarters plotting to take over the universe (as usual). Suddenly two girls appeared in their midst. Axel began to shoot fireballs at them.

"Ohh please! The fireball thing is getting annoying" Emily said. With a few keystrokes a cauldron of water appeared above his head.

"Nooo..." SPLASH! Axel was soaked. The other members began to fire attacks in. At the end Xigbar's guns were bent closed, Larxene's hair things were cut off, Marluxia's prize daisies were smashed, Luxord was playing 52 card pick-up, Demyx was smoking, Saix was seeing stars, Zexion was stuck in a very bright light, Lexaeus was buried under a ton of dirt and was trying to dig his way out, Vexen was chasing his notes around the room, Xaldin was being tossed about by the wind, and Xemnas was being tickled mercilessly by pink feathers (don't ask), the only one not hurt was Roxas, who had merely stood there murmuring something about murdering the next person who called him BHK.

Finally the members admitted defeat and calmed down.

"Why... how... who..." they asked angrily.

"Ok here are the rules, they are non-negotiable" Anna began "We are in charge, you are here to amuse us. Anyone who attempts to go against us... well, just say they WILL regret it. So you have until we return to prepare. Each of you must sing a song from High School Musical."

"But that movie's stupid!" Larxene said. She was immediately attacked by small weasels. "I take it back! I take it back!" she screeched. The weasels disappeared.

"I love that movie!" Marluxia said. A gift basket appeared in his hands.

"You now may start choosing your songs."

"But what if somebody sees us? I don't want to be remembered as the guy who sang one of those..." Emily glared at Xaldin "...wonderful songs publicly."

"Don't worry, only organization members will see this..." the members sighed with relief "and our camera crew, Sora, Riku, and Kairi." groans issued.

"Ohh yes! We are going to make so much money off of EBay with this tape!" Sora whispered.

"Tape? Try DVDs, lots and lots of copies too." Riku said.

"Don't worry " Kairi said with her cheesy grin "Only Anna, Emily, and we will see it." she secretly crossed her fingers behind her back.

Sora and Riku were setting the starting bid for 10,000 munny, Kairi set up the equipment, Emily and Anna enjoyed their new power, the members scurried to get a song and practice, Kat was still frantically chewing the dental floss while her squirrels ate more acorn cakes, Jon was now officially brainwashed and was singing the oompa loompa song while screaming "Nooo! Not the incinerator! Help! MOMMY!"

Jon: There ya go, the 1st chapter in an interlude in absorption (sorry probably won't update that until this one is over).

Riku: Aren't you gagged?

Jon: Uhmmm...

Larxene: You cut my weird hair things! Die!

Jon hops around the room still tied to the chair while she chased him round and round

Axel : You got me wet!

Xigbar : My poor guns!

Vexen: My poor notes!

This continued until everyone but the now civilized squirrels and Roxas were chasing him.

Jon: Help me BHK!

An evil light came into Roxas's eyes

Jon : Uhmm Sorry?

The squirrels also left their acorn cakes for a moment to join in.

Jon: DOES IT NEVER END?