(The Pimpslapping version)
-Opening theme-
"Ash why are you up so late?" Ash turns to his mom.(PIMPSLAP),"B*** get out of my room!"
She turns and runs out crying. "Oh yeah tomorrow I'll get a new pokemon which I can teach my awesome Pimpslap attack!" He watches porn until 1:00 then goes to sleep. (Next Day)
"S***!That da** B*** didn't wake me up!" He gets up puts some fresh clothes on then hauls a** to Proffesor Oak's Lab. "Hello Ash how are you?" (PIMPSLAP)"Give me my pokemon!" He runs and grabs three pokeballs. "Which one?!" (PIMPSLAP) "All of them!" Oak gives him the pokeballs then runs and hides in the corner. "Dumb B***." Ash walks outside where he finds Gary. "which one did you get Ashy-Boy?" (PIMPSLAP) "All of them Dumba**!" Ash's mom walks up carrying his bacpack. "Packed you fresh underwear and condoms!" Ash takes his bag. "Thanks mom." (PIMPSLAP) "One for the road mom!" Ash walks off toward the path to the next town. "Glad that A**hole is gone!","Yeah!Party!" The town rejoices in ashs abscence.
-Meanwhile-
"Hot Da**!Stupid Oak gave me three pokemon for the price of one!" A sudden movement in the grass causes him to whirl around spotting a Pidgey. "Stupid A** bird going down!" Ash runs at the poor frightened bird. (PIMPSLAP) "Took you out b***!" Ash captures the Pidgey. Beep Beep Beep. "...the hell?" Pokedex:Normally pokemon are captured by having your own pokemon battle them first. "So what?! I caught it right! Don't make me Pimpslap you dog!"