Kingdom Hearts Idol

Welcome to Kingdom Hearts idol! W00T!

Roxas: Shut up.

Me:'(

Sora: Yeah, that's pretty annoying.

Me: I was just going to do a spoof of Kingdom hearts…BUT NOW I WILL MAKE YOU ALL SING! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Riku: Um, tanhony…

Me: What?

Riku: Sora's a bit emotional about singing-

Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Kairi: Yeah. Don't say that word.

Xemnas: You mean sing-

Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! SORA NO LIKE SINGY! SORA NO LIKE IT ONE BIT!

Roxas: evil grin You mean we can't say sing?

Sora: NOOOOO! NONONONONONONONONO!

Roxas: SINGSINGSINGSING!

Sora: I WONT DO IT! I WONT DO IT! YOU CAN'T MAKE-

Riku hits Sora on head with wet fish

Kairi: Was that really necessary?

Riku: No. But it was fun.

Me: Can we just-

Zexion runs over

Zexion: GUYS! I lost my bananas!

Roxas: That's terrible.

Me: Um-

Xemnas: We must find them!

Sora: Yes! We must, we must!

Me: Maybe we should-

Riku Replica flies over

Riku Replica: I will help you!

Sora: That's perfect-

Me: SHUT UP!

Everyone is silent

Roxas: Dude.

Me: Can we just get this over with?!

Sora: What is this?

Me: It's a singing-

Sora: NOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAH!!! NOOOOOO! NOT THAT!

Me:…Competition. Why does he act like that?

Riku: It all started on a dark, stormy night…well it was really quite sunny.

(ONOES! FLASHBACK'D!)
Sora: picks up a mic Cooooooool. I WILL SING!

(A few hours later…)

Sora: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!

Kairi: Oo That was disturbed.

Sora:'(

Riku: Dude, you can't sing.

Sora: Nooooooooo! SORA NO LIKE SINGY! NO SINGY FOR SORA!

Roxas steps into the flashback

Roxas: Wait a minute!

Riku: Did Roxas just step into the flashback?

Roxas: I've got one question. Why did you let him do it??!

Riku: Seemed like a good idea at the time. No, wait, it should seem like a good idea at this time! I'M SO CONFUSED!

(End flashback)

Riku Replica: That was weird.

Sora: NOOOOOOOO! NO SINGY!

Riku hits Sora on the head with a wet fish

Riku: SHUT UP!