Little Harry sat with his evil Aunt and Uncle at the dinner table. His cousin, Fat Dudley, was sitting in front of the TV.
"Happy Harry, eat your food."
Harry ate his noodle.
"Happy Harry, drink your water."
Harry drank the drop of sour water.
"Happy Harry, wash the dishes."
Harry washed the 400 pot and pans.
"Happy Harry, go to bed."
Harry went to bed.
"I wish I was a wizard." Thought Harry out loud.
And poof, the Wish Fairy appeared and made him a wizard.
The next day, he was sent to Hogwarts.
"Be good, Happy Harry or I'll send you to Fat Dudley for Christmas!"
"Yes Wish Fairy."
"Here is a friend, and a girl to help you look smart."
And poof, there was a red haired boy named Ron, and a very pretty, very popular, bushy haired girl name Hermione.
"Hi." said Hermione.
"Too sexy." said Harry.
"Hi." said Ron.
"Too stupid." said Harry.
They all walked into school.
"You're stupid." said a boy named Malfoy.
"Shove off." said Ron.
"Want to hang out sometime?"said Malfoy to Hermione in a very sexy voice.
"Why not!" said Hermione.
The two snogged.
"Is that a three headed dog?" asked Harry.
"Yes," Hermione gasped and went back to snogging Malfoy.
"We should run," said Ron.
And run they did, Hermione being carried by Malfoy.
"Toodles," she said when they reached safety, and she and Malfoy disappeared.
"We have to get past that dog," thought Harry.
"Yup, we have to get past that dog," Ron agreed.
Then they went to sleep.