Chocobilly's Sorta Big Adventure
One day, Chocobilly had an adventure, but I'm not going to tell you about it!Mwahahahaha!Oh alright. It started when Clouds gold chocobo, Goldie, ran off. Chocobilly wasn't ready to be sushi substitute just yet so he went after it.
He chased it across the ocean on his speed boat (what? you didn't know he had one?) and ended up in rocket town quickly via plot device, and decided that it would be much easier to use the highwind. So he waited for Cid to get his tea, and took the highwind. Of course he didn't know how to pilot it so he ended up crashing into the nibelhem mountains.
Luckily, since Sephiroth hadn't decided whether he burned it down or not, no one was hurt, but the mansion collapsed under the weight of the highwinds wreckage.
Well now Chocobilly is severly injured, and chocobo decides it wants to go back, so it leaves our hero to die in the wreckage of Nibelhem.
The End!