Disclaimer: This is a duet fic made by me and Hayles; we own nothing sorry guys! It was something we brain stormed up and thought would be humorous… R/R please much appreciated!
"Talking"
Thinking
Prelude Of Puberty
Gohan looked over to Master Roshi who was snoozing on the sun lounger at the shoreline of his island. He glanced again quickly as he darted inside the wooden shack that Roshi called home.
Quickly he found what he was looking for and made a break for freedom; jetting off over the bright blue sky; Roshi was none the wiser and still sound asleep.
'I can't believe I've got it' Gohan mumbled, he couldn't believe he had just done it himself. His mother would be so ashamed of him; ever since Goku had died Gohan had been missing a fatherly role model in his life. It didn't help that strange unusual things had been occurring with himself recently that he couldn't understand.
He'd tried doing some research on the internet but with his mothers hawk eyesight he soon gave up.
Clutching the red coloured magazine tightly in his hands he searched for a quiet place, the research he had done wasn't enough but he had to make do. Gohan began to think about his father and what he would say about the situation.
He's the only person I could ever talk properly to... he's a Sayan just like me, he'd understand; he always did. Man dad I miss you.
The young demi-Sayan was so infatuated with his inner thoughts he didn't notice the angry spiky haired guy flying straight towards him.
"Learn to fly properly clown" Vegeta shouted cruelly as he pushed past Gohan knocking the magazine out of his grip.
"I can fly you big meany" Gohan growled clenching his fists together. After all the emotions he was feeling Vegeta was the last person he wanted to bump into.
"Hey kid – what's that?" The Short Sayan said noticing the red magazine floating down towards the ground. Swiftly flying down he caught it in mid air and grinned when he recognized the cover.
Gohan stopped breathing. How humiliating, he was getting ready for a round of piss take. "So our little Gohan is growing up and sneaking under his banshee mother's nose. I wonder what she would say…what will the Namek think of you if he finds out?"
The young half-sayjin's face turned a stark white, however a small pink tinge was growing on his cheeks, the latter response was incredibly minute, but Vegeta picked it up easily. "Don't worry I won't tell…if you do something for me."
Gohan wondered if he would regret this in future, but decided nothing was worse than his mother finding out he was reading hentai, she might go as so far to dredge up his father and 'honourable conduct' about finding a wife for the umpteenth time since his voice starting breaking. Gohan was brought from his thoughts by Vegeta's terrible smirk that filled his veins with dread.
"…You have to watch Trunks for a day, I don't have enough time to train and look after the brat. Stupid onna and her useless meetings…" he trailed off before returned to the situation at hand, it was quite fun really to watch the young half-sayjin brat squirm under his gaze. "And if you prove yourself worthy…I might just train you."
The sayjin prince turned his back on Gohan, dropping the magazine on the ground. "If you think it isn't enough, try late night television." That said, Vegeta pushed ki energy to his feet, pushing his body off the ground before exerting more power and flying off, eventually disappearing on the horizon. I'll make you a sayjin yet, brat.
Gohan picked up his stolen magazine, went to sit down beside a tree, leaning against it like a backrest, the young warrior opened it to the first page and began reading, all the while thinking about what had happened the last time he'd tried to watch late night television, his grandpa Ox King had found him watching it, but he had luckily enough found Gohan 'asleep' on the sofa. Once the man was gone, he'd stopped his act then rushed to bed. His mother could tell when he faked sleeping…thank god grandpa couldn't.
Elsewhere Bulma was shouting at Vegeta's lack for caring about being a parent.
"It's the woman's job to care for brats."
"YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE GETTING ME PREGNANT!"
"Why do I have to take care of him? Can't Kakkorot's banshee take care of him?"
"Because she has Goten to take care of, and Gohan's still depressed about Goku's death."
"I don't think he's that both-nevermind."
"JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THAT BOTHERED DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE ELSE ISN'T!!!"
Suddenly, just after Bulma's outburst, a wail sounded from the playpen in the corner of the room.
"Now look what you did!" she shouted at him, before hurrying over to her crying son, picking him up then cradling his body, protecting it from the world. "Shush honey; daddy's just being his normal bigoted self."
Vegeta excused himself from the scene, heading to the gravity room, then he recalled Gohan's latest hobby, and thought about why he would turn into a little pervert. There were several possible causes, but mainly two stuck out. Either Gohan was using perversion as a coping mechanism for his depression or the brat was hitting puberty, and on the boy's unusual octaves he knew it could only be the latter. A perfect opportunity to influence him, as he was the only one who could help, Kakkorot was dead, but Vegeta was full of life and ready to make a sayjin warrior from a half-sayjin half-human teenager.
In Other World, Goku suddenly had a very bad feeling, especially as King Kai who stood in front of him murmured, "I think Gohan's getting into the wrong crowd."
Goku frowned, "Yeah…the Vegeta crowd."
Behind them, Gregory and bubbles were fighting over paint brushes, Bubbles had earlier covered King Kai with wallpaper. Bright pink wallpaper…
Hayles: Right before you start complaining, there are differences in how we both spell names and what-have-you…also I'm a Gohan fangirl so you might notice different leanings towards main characters as we each write parts to it. We'd both appreciate reviews! Constructive ones hopefully! But hey a review's a review!
Sarah: Well that was the first chapter of our duet fanfic… hope you all enjoyed it as much as we did writing it! hehe so funny it makes me giggle poor Gohan Vegeta can be a meany but he's dead sexy hehe. Anyways like Hayles said Please pleaseeeee try and leave a review if you've got a damned pop up blocker just press the CTRL button and leave one! It will help us spur on and write more!
Anyways thanks for reading! Update coming soon hopefully!
Hayles: You're making us sound desperate. But as long as I get Gohan…I'm happy.
Sarah: me desperate never… Okay maybe I am… its just like reviews are like oxygen to me I need them! You can have Gohan really take him and his hentai magazines… Anyone else agree hehe ;-)
Hayles: Hentai can also mean anime porn you know…and you better not be making fun of my Gohan…he's way better than Vegeta.
Sarah: No way Hosay. I bet the fanfiction readers will agree with me!!! Vegeta is x100 better than Master Roshi's intern Gohan hehe.
Anyways we better rope it off here before we kicked off FF and get carried away. You lot let us know what you think of our ahem… debate thanks!!! Love you all!
Hayles: So troublesome…but Gohan would outdo Roshi if he did become a professional pervert.
Sarah: LOL