This story is probably pointless, but I enjoyed writing it! :]

These are the characters IM names:
Roxas: KeyOfDestiny
Sora: TouchMyKeyblade
Riku: Riku (obviously xD)
Kairi: Kairi:]
Axel: Axel (again, obvious :D)
Saix: Xmarksthespot
Marluxia: FlowerPower
Demyx: WaterBoy
?: NumberOne

KeyOfDestiny has signed on.

TouchMyKeyblade: Roxassssss!

KeyOfDestiny: Why are you speaking to me?

TouchMyKeyblade: Why not?

KeyOfDestiny: We're sat within touching distance, Sora. You're missing the point of IM.

TouchMyKeyblade: You're so mean! No-one else is online :[! … I saw you roll your eyes at me! Hey! Don't make me get my keyblade out!

Riku has sighed in.

KeyOfDestiny: Don't make me get MINE out ;]

Riku: I thought I'd find you two on here.

KeyOfDestiny: Rikuuuuu :] Finally, someone decent to speak to. Roxas is being an ass!

Riku: Someone needs to make sure you're not being an idiot. You're too much of a handful for me and Kairi put together.

TouchMyKeyblade: Hey! I'm not a handful - or an idiot!

KeyOfDestiny: LOL!

TouchMyKeyblade: Shut up before I hurt you :!

KeyOfDestiny: I'll tell Kairi you sleep with her picture under your pillow.

Riku: Duuude, that's NOT cool. See why you need help?

TouchMyKeyblade: He's lying! Tell him Roxas! You've never even been to my house!

KeyOfDestiny: ;] I'm basically a genetically identical copy of you, so I think I should know you kiss that picture every night before you sleep.

Kairi:] has signed in.

Riku: Speak of the devil.

Kairi:]: Hey guys!

KeyOfDestiny: Hello, we were just talking about you.

TouchMyKeyblade: Hey Kairi! How's Art School going?

Kairi:]: Okay… It's going good, thanks. It's so hard… but it's really, really good. I can't wait to see you guys though! I hate not being able to see you :[

KeyOfDestiny: Sora really misses you, too. A lot. He cries constantly.

Riku: Why doesn't that surprise me?

TouchMyKeyblade: I do not! I mean - I do miss you - a lot… but I don't cry! He's lying I swear!

KeyOfDestiny: Sora just kicked me!

TouchMyKeyblade: Yeah and I hope it bruises, fat head.

KeyOfDestiny: You know you basically just insulted yourself then, right?

Kairi:]: What's going on up there?

KeyOfDestiny: Nothing much, Sora's just too shy to -

KeyOfDestiny Signed off.

TouchMyKeyblade: Roxas is being his usual idiotic self! :] Brb!

TouchMyKeyblade sighed off.

Kairi:]: I don't get it.

Riku: Their strangeness must be genetic…

XMarksTheSpot signed on.

XMarksTheSpot: Greetings all.

Kairi:]: Hey…

XMarksTheSpot: How are you this fine evening?

Riku: We're good thanks.

Axel signed on.

Axel: Yo.

Kairi:]: .. I think I might sign off now…

XMarksTheSpot: Hello, Axel.

Axel: C'mon Kairi, you're not still mad, are you? Us natural red-heads should stick together! … Oh hey… um, who are you?

Kairi:]: No, thanks. You might decide to kidnap me again.

Axel: That was a long time ago! It's history, man. You need to let go.

XMarksTheSpot: What do you mean who am I?

Kairi:]: Axel, I will cut off those spikes and shove them up your arse!

TouchMyKeyblade signed on

Axel: Feisty ;]

TouchMyKeyblade: Back! Did you miss me…? Oh… hey there Axel! And … X… spot… Saix, is it? Nice name!

Riku: LOL. You have to be kidding me.

Axel: Superior? O.o Tell someone hacked your account and you didn't choose that name yourself…

XMarksTheSpot: What are you talking abo - oh. -_- Excuse me a moment. I have a Nobody to kill.

TouchMyKeyblade: Roxas says it wasn't him! He swears it wasn't him!

XMarksTheSpot signed out.

Axel: Roxas is with you?

TouchMyKeyblade: Yeah. He said to tell you he loves you and wants to have your babies.

Axel: What?

Kairi:]: That's strangely… cute, I guess…

Riku: I think a few of my brain cells just died…

TouchMyKeyblade: Well, that's what he said! He love-love-loves you!

TouchMyKeyblade signed out.

Axel: …?

Kairi3: Damn the bell just went… I'm going to have to go! See you later guys! Go crawl in a whole and die Axel! :]

Axel: Burn baby burn!

Riku: You sure have a way with women…

Kairi:] signed out.

KeyOfDestiny signed in.

Axel: Come to tell express your feeling for me in person?

KeyOfDestiny: Sora was joking you idiot! … Where's Kairi?

Axel: It's okay, Roxy, I respect your honesty. This won't come between us ;] And don't call me an idiot or you'll wake up with no eyebrows!

Riku: She left. She said bye to you and Sora. Where is Sora?

KeyOfDestiny: Sora was lying! And he's currently in a head lock.

Axel: Like you'd admit it to me anyways.

Riku: … okay.

KeyOfDestiny: That's IT!

WaterBoy signed on

KeyOfDestiny: I'm going to shove this keyblade so far up your ass you won't be able to sit for a week!

WaterBoy: …

Axel: Hello there, mullet-boy… Geesh! What is it with my arse and pointed objects today!? Anyone else want to shove something up it?

Riku: Annnd this is my queue to leave, bye.

Riku signed out.

KeyOfDestiny: Hey, Dem - nice name :]! Okay fine then, I'll smack you in the face with it!

WaterBoy: Hey guys... Am I interrupting something?

Axel: Try it, blondie!

KeyOfDestiny: Don't call me that! THAT'S IT! You're going down, fire cracker. And um.. No Demyx. Axel's just being an ass as usual.

Axel: I will OWN your ass… even though I already do ;]

WaterBoy: Was he being perverted?

Axel: Of course I wasn't! What makes you jump to that conclusion!? ;] It was Roxas who confessed his undying love for me… not that he can be blamed because I am amazing.

WaterBoy: You guys are messing with me, aren't you!

KeyOfDestiny: One word: Sora.

Axel: Want to be a Godfather to our children, mullet-head? Me and Roxy are going to be having babies… somehow.

WaterBoy: Really!? Yes! I can teach them the art of playing the sitar! :D

KeyOfDestiny: Did you even read what I said, Demyx!? We are NOT having children - it was Sora! Eugh! Right, I'm seriously coming now, Axel. You better start running.

Axel: You know where I am ;]

FlowerPower signed in.

WaterBoy: Oh no! Please don't start fighting! It makes me nervous when you guys fight… Can't we have a nice happy sing-song instead? I'll play my sitar for you! I've been practising this new song for weeks!

KeyOfDestinty: No Demyx!

Axel: I'm not even going to comment... Hey, this is quite comfy. No wonder why you never want to get out of bed in a morning, Roxy.

KeyOfDestiny: Get OUT of MY room, Axel! I mean it!

Axel: Come and make me.

FlowerPower: He's not in your room.

WaterBoy: He's sat right next to me! :] And he told me to go along with what he's saying!

Axel: Smooth guys, cheers… Well I'm heading there now… later ;]

Axel signed out.

KeyOfDestiny: Oh no you - what?

WaterBoy: He said I'm no longer Godfather :[!

KeyOfDestiny: We're not having - oh I give up! Where'd he go?

WaterBoy: He's shutting down the computer… getting up… now he's plumping the pillows. And he's looking at me… with evil eyes -

FlowerPower: Holy flower puffs! He set Demyx's fish pond on fire!

WaterBoy: NOOOOOOO! My precious little fishies!

WaterBoy signed out.

NumberOne signed in

FlowerPower: Oh no…! That's a big fire… wait it was my plants around it. SHIT! My plants! NOOOOOOO!

FlowerPower signed out.

KeyOfDestiny: What the-? Hello? … Guys?

NumberOne: Hello, Roxas.

KeyOfDestiny: Hello, who is this…?

NumberOne: It is I! The mighty, powerful leader Mansex! I mean, Xenman! . Xemnas.

KeyOfDestiny: Okay… o.O well sorry can't talk! Gotta go… do a mission! Yeah umm… Bye!

KeyOfDestiny signed out.

Saix signed in.

NumberOne: You changed it back?

Saix: How did you know about that?

NumberOne: News travels fast.

Saix: Hmm… Well I still haven't found the imbecile who found it funny to change it the first place… Wait, did you change your name?

NumberOne: Yes, I quite like it. Don't you?

Saix: Sure…

NumberOne: It's number one like me. I am number one and you're not :P!

Saix: Superior?

NumberOne: I love hearts. Pink is my favourite colour and I have prettiful gold eyes. Look at me - I sparkle!

Saix: I suggest whoever it is to get off the superiors account RIGHT NOW.

NumberOne: Yes, sir :]! And by the way, XMarksTheSpot!

NumberOne signed out.

Saix: Hey - oh fuck it.

Saix signed out.