Me: Okay, so, this is how you anger an iddy-piddy pixie -
Alice: Growls
Me: Sigh* Fine… An Alice.
Oh yeah! Before we start, I take absolutely no responsibility should you take this seriously and try to provoke Alice.
Tell her that her fashion sense sucks.
Make Bella hang around with a werewolf all day so she can't "see" her.
Tell her it was Jasper's idea.
Always plan to do stupid things.
When she gets annoyed with your stupid ideas, ask her how she knows what you were going to do.
When she tells you that she's psychic, don't believe her.
Tell her Emmett's affinity is way cooler.
Then point out that Emmett doesn't have an affinity.
Tell her that Jasper is secretly dating Mike.
Tell her that a leprechaun is taller than her.
Paint her room black.
Tell her, her hair looks like a hedgehog's.
Tell her that a drag queen has better make up than her.
Tell her that Jasper is going to go emo.
Tell her that there is an emo with a knife in front of Jasper.
They're coming 15 at a time, in case you hadn't already noticed.
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