Side chat time/ chatroom

Audrey: yay!

Ed: yay for what?

Audrey: Heart posted this.

Edward: and…

Audrey: AND I'm in it J

Edward: so am I

Erin: and me

Al: and me

Heart: -storms in- AL hand me my latte

Al: -gulps- yes ma'am L

Ed: wuts up with your attitude

Heart: I have to take midterms…

Audrey: they're not that bad

Heart: not when ur in my gay a** school

Al: your latte ma'am

Heart: thanks Al

Erin: -looks at script- holy mushrooms on crack

Al: what?

Erin: this is going to be a crossover

Ed: what!!

Heart: I needed someone as tall as Ed so I asked Naruto and the gang along

with Fruits Basket Shugo Chara +Doki and Kingdom Hearts and Avatar the last

air bender with Hollow Fields and maybe others like Bleach and Death Note and

Final Fantasy the whole entire saga. -takes deep breath-

Ed: WHAT DO YOU MEAN FINDING SOMEONE MY SIZE

Heart: well everyone in this thing except Audrey and Erin are taller than you

so I asked Naruto to be with you so u won't be that small or a Audrey will

put it

Audrey: FUN SIZED

Erin: will people stop abusing the shift key

Heart: Ya!

Shift Key: -comes to life- do you know how it feels going up and down for the

rest of ur life? Stop abusing me!

Audrey: awesome shift key do you wanna be my friend

SK: sure

Audrey: awesome

Erin: she was dropped when she was born and I witnessed it

Ed+Al: roll the chappy

Erin+Audrey: Heart does not own FMA all she owns is her oc's which is us

and others

SK: R&R please!



The Phantom Alchemist and the Paradox Alchemist

Chapter 1: The History of the Twins

"Ha-ha sister slow down you're going to fast." A 4 year old girl with

caramel hair and emerald eyes panted trying to catch up with her twin. "No

way you're to slow."

A girl with gold hair and crystal blue eyes said until she hit something soft

and looked up and saw their older cousin looking at them with a smile on

his face. "You know Erin you shouldn't run so fast, you know your sister

has weak bones and you, a weak heart. Don't strain yourselves too hard okay.

That goes for you too Audrey." He said a matter-o-factly while

pointing at the girl with caramel locks as she finally caught up. "We were

just having fun Jonathan." Audrey said timidly. She was the sugar twin, while

Erin was the spice twin.

"Well, have fun like what girls like your age should, like playing with

dolls, play house, or at least read a book." He said trying to figure out

what little girls do. "Well just because we were born with these conditions

doesn't mean we can't have fun playing tag outside." Proving Jonathan

that she also knew big words for a 4 year old. "Well your mom and dad want

you girls home. Come on climb on my back." The two girls got one each of

Jonathan's shoulder holding tightly to whatever they can get.

When the girls got in side the house or castle (Their parents and family are

royalty.) to see their whole Alchemist family mostly, ok everyone in there are

alchemist that worked for the military but not as State Alchemist. Most of the

pre teens were practicing alchemy with the older teens. Their family was huge

to cousins, uncles, aunts, nieces, and nephews name them their in that family.

And all of them had elegant clothes and such stuff the twins are heiresses so

their princesses.

As night fell the girl's mother went to go say good night to the heiresses.

"Mommy can you sing us that lullaby? Please." The girls said at the same

time. "Ok, but then straight to bed." They nodded. The mother the goes to

dresser and gets a music box and opened to see to ballerinas one blonde the

other brunette as they both twirled in white tutus.

"Constant as the stars

Above always know that you are loved

And my love shinning in you

Will help you make your dreams come true

Will help your dreams come true

The lamb lies down and rests its head

On its mother's downy bed

Dolphin plays in moonlight sky…" Just as the twins mother was about to

continue the song all of them heard a big bang

"Come on out you royal scum and alchemists we know you're here we can

smell your royal stench a mile away."

"Mommy what's going on." The little blonde looked at her mother with a

confused face plated on her face.

"Kids, come with me." There father came into the room holding the girls

hands.

"Ahh so here you are going to meet death know are ya."

"Leave us alone you big bully." Audrey spat.

"So the little princess thinks I'm a bully. Well poppet I'm worse."

"You leave them alone. They're just kids." There mother Lucinda said.

"Look girly, you should watch what you say to me." And with that he slaps

her across the face. "MOMMY!!" the two girls cry out but hold back by the

'big bully'.

"Nuh uh, you two will die too." He then punches Audrey in the stomach which

causes her to fly into the wall breaking an expensive vase with her back and passes

out. (The bad dudes think she's dead)

"SISTER!"

"You are next."

"No." her mother steps in and gets stabbed in stomach trying protecting her

daughter.

"Mum!"

"Take care of your sister Erin."

"No mommy please." Erin sobs as her mother passes away. (BTW her father

was taken in prisoner gets killed.)

"Now you're the only one left."

He then kicks her and sends her to fall of on top of her knocked out sister.

Next Week

Audrey POV

Ok, I woke up in the hospital and don't know why the doctors say I have amnesia,

and I'm mute by the way. All I know is that I have a sister and my name is

Audrey. Though I forgot my last name.

Can life get any better?


Heart: end of chappy numero uno

Audrey: -cries- this is so sad why do I have to get hurt n' stuff

Erin: hey what about me

Audrey: what about you? -cat fight-

Al: break it up -gets stop by Ed-

Ed: no wait let them argue all they need is a pool of pudding -smile evilly-

Al: whats up w/ dat smile

Ed: evil thoughts need evil smiles.

Heart: omg you guys sound like my guy friends. whats up with guys and girls fighting

with pudding?

Ed: I have no idea but I like pudding

Shift Key: R&R plz