Magical Geezer La-la-Olin
October 02, 2003: Don't blame me. I have a cold, a headache, missed University (not that that's an entirely bad thing .) and my sister decided to wake me up early nonetheless to help her translate/understand her Philosophy text for her class. T__T So don't sue me.
And I still have to finish my YGO fic series and my second Poetrying chapter, both stalled on their second sentences.
This comes from an obscure joke in vol. 23, chapter 1.
Disclaimer: Michiaki Watanabe created Violinist of Hameln. He probably had a headache, too.
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The curtains opened and a beam of light focused on the small, feeble figure that was walking to the center of the stage. The figure spoke, its glasses shining eerily.
"Hello, my name is Olin!" a V sign flashed. "I'm widely known as a genius inventor…"
"…and sexual abuser!" a random voice called.
"Widely known? Never heard of him…" another voice piped up.
"…BUT what nobody knows," Olin raised his voice to make himself heard "is that I, Olin the Great Inventor, have a secret identity!"
"I know!!" called the first voice "It's called Olinko!"
Studio laughter resounded through the room.
Olin didn't let himself be fazed and kept on with his tale, deep shadows covering his face. "The forces of evil", a shot of the Northern Capital was shown "are active once more. Mazoku are injuring innocent people and hurting innocent folks."
"Doesn't those mean the same?" asked the first voice.
Olin ignored the voice very professionally. "But when the people cry in fear and their tears stain their faces, a hero of love and justice shall appear!" Olin raised his voice dramatically, as thunder clapped in the background, and raised his pipe suddenly, the light in the room glowing stronger. "THE MAGICAL WORD IS LAH-LAH!"
A strange, jazzy song started playing out of nowhere as Olin's clothes suddenly disappeared and half the audience clawed their eyes out. From his glasses, strange glittery pink ribbons came out to cover his naked body, forming patterns and jewels here and there…
The song was arriving to its end, and Olin stroke a pose, putting two fingers on his forehead and holding his pipe-staff with the other hand as his pink, baby blue and white sailor fuku with short skirt and long boots was completely formed. "I am the Lah-Lah Magical Girl, MAGICAL GEEZER LAH-LAH-OLIN!! And from now on you'll follow my adventures!"
The other half of the audience clawed their eyes out.