Dear Little Master,
Hi, it's rather strange that I'm writing to you, as you can probably tell the awesome me isn't very good with words. You see I don't really know what to do about you. I know I tease you a lot and I act like I hate you. It's just I don't know about the feelings I have for you. You are so stubborn, cheap,you care too much about your looks, you think you look plain, I don't understand why you think that. I think you look wonderful in anything. I don't know the point of this letter I'm probably not even going to send it. Little Master I like you a lot. I know you hate me, I know you will never return these feelings but I feel I should tell you. Well thanks for reading this letter, if I even send it.
-Love,
Gilbert.