Disclaimer: I own nothing but my boyfriend!

This is just a bit of random fun.


Dr. Jekyll, Mina and Sawyer all stood on the deck of the Nautilus letting the sun blow away the cobwebs of three days being submerged. Mina and Henry talked about the chemical structure of the water and Sawyer, bored from the word 'chemical', hoisted himself up onto the side and watched a strange scene unfold.

A hatch opened up on the top of ship and Nemo with four of his men appeared. One the men had steel drum, two others had maracas, and the last had a coconut. Nemo took off his turban to reveal a fruit hat, he and the others screeched, 'ARIBA!'

Tom nearly fell off.

Nemo started to sing:

'Down at the English fair

One evening I was there

When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair.'

Tom looked to see if Mina and Henry had noticed but they hadn't so he carried on watching the strange captain.

'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

There they are standing in a row

Big ones small ones some as big as your head

Give 'em a twist

A flick of the wrist

That's wut the show man said

Now that I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

Everybody knows they'll make me rich

There stands me wife

The idle of me life

Singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch

Singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch

Rolly bowly ball

A rolly bowly ball

Singing rolly bowly ball a penny a pinch.'

Nemo began to dance and the crew got lively to.

'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

Crew: how lovely

There they are standing in a row

Crew: 1-2-3-4

Big ones small ones some as big as your head

Crew: and bigger

Give 'em a twist

A flick of the wrist

That's wut the show man said

Now that I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

Everybody knows they'll make me rich

Crew: Have a banana

There stands me wife,'

Tom: 'I didn't know he had a wife?'

'The idle of me life

Singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch

Singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch

Rolly bowly ball

A rolly bowly ball

Singing rolly bowly ball penny a pinch'

The men with the maracas gave them one final shake and they disappeared into the bowels of the Nautilus.

Tom: 'Did anyone see that!'

Mina: 'What Tom?'

Tom: 'Nemo dancing like Lola the Showgirl.'

Henry: 'I have no idea what you're on about. Maybe you should go lie down.'

Tom stormed off and wasn't best pleased when a dinner that night there were coconuts and Skinner yelled, 'What a lovely bunch of coconuts!'


A/N: You don't have to review this is just for your enjoyment. I shall hopefully start a new fic soon as i've lost interest in my others