By The Living Enigma
Disclaimer- I don't own Organization XIII. It belongs to Square Enix and Disney.
Premise- Ever wondered what Organization XIII does when they're not getting their butts kicked by Sora? This little story will try to explain it.
Chapter 1
Barbecue tonight
It was time for the annual outdoor cooking show in Hollow Bastion. The crowd was excited to see a showcase of grills. A tall man with spiky red hair stood amidst the grills. "Hello, all! Welcome to the Outdoor Cooking show! I am Axel and I would like to show you the wonders of Barbecuing!" The crowd oohed with interest. Axel then lifted the lid on the grill beside him.
"He's so hot!" A girl said.
"And He's an expert on grilling!" Her friend said.
"Now the perfect grill for you depends greatly on your tastes!" Axel said. "Charcoal if you like a smoky flavor, gas will give you an entirely different flavor. I know it's time for the grill season, and you men out there want to impress your wives with awesome grilling skills. Just look at the instruction manual before using your new grill." Some of the crowd members ran up to Axel and handed him money.
"We'd like to buy a grill!" They shouted.
"Well, take your pick!" Axel said, overwhelmed by his popularity. "And remember, if you need advice that's not in the manual, you know who to talk to!"
"Yeah, the hot guy with the knowledge on Barbecue grills!" The girls in the crowd sighed.
Axel left the area. "Ya know, I made a bundle of money off of this show. And I mean a lot!" He counted the money he got. "Yes, Indeed! I love my new day job!"
Suddenly his cell phone rang. He answered it. "Hello, Axel here! Grill master! What? Everyone else got day jobs? I mean, Xemnas said you needed a hobby. But getting paid for doing mundane labor is beyond you! I never knew you'd ever be good at your day job. I don't think you were ever a people person."
On the other end of the line, Vexen hung up, donned an apron and prepared for the onslaught of hyperactive children.
Schedule
2- Vexen
3- Demyx
4- Larxene
5- Xaldin
6- Xigbar
7- Xemnas
8- Roxas
9- Saix
10- Zexion
11- Luxord
12- Marluxia
13- Lexaeus
Note- I'm giving vague clues to each member's day job at the end of each chapter.