Ways to Annoy Hale
(Note: I like Hale so most of these have to do with flirting with him)
Tell him you "fancy" him. See how bright red his face becomes.
Go up to him and ask if he's currently seeing anyone. When he says the only person he sees is you, glomp him and say you always knew he loved you. (he won't understand the term "seeing anyone" the way we do)
Sing very provocative or flirty songs to him. (ex: "Gimme More", "Hot", "Girlfriend", "Toxic", "Whine Up", Ain't No Other Man" you get my drift)
Tell him that by accident while walking past his house you saw through his window while he was changing. Tell him you liked what you saw.
Come up behind him one day and pull his hair back into a pony tail. Tell him he looks like a girl with his hair long like that. (he really doesn't but hey)
Tell him Danforth tried to rape you.
Tell him Proctor wants in his pants. When he asks why lean up to him and whisper in his ear that it's a term that means he wants to (and whisper this part really quiet and embarrassed like) have sex with him. ((this is killing two birds with one stone. Annoying Proctor and Hale both at the same time))
Dance around him. Very seductively
Invite him over for dinner and in the middle of eating say he has something on his cheek. Offer to get it off for him and walk over and lick it off.
Kiss him in front of the whole village then hug him tight and say "of course I'll marry you" (magically produce a ring and slip it on your finger while nobody's watching). He's going to have to react someway. Either he's going to say it's not true and that he's not going to marry you and upset the town or go with it and just marry you anyways.