Mistaken Identity
Disclaimer: I do not own 9, although I do own it on dvd. XD I do not own Hellsing, I wish though.
"Mignonette!" Pip called out, grabbing the wrist of the blonde a few feet ahead of him in the crowd. She glared at him.
"Do I know you?" It definitely wasn't Seras.
"Excuse moi. I was just looking for my girlfriend." 'who you look eerily similar too..' he added silently.
Her eyes went straight to his eye patch. It sounded like she said a number. It sounded like "Five?" He just chuckled nervously and began to back away from the seras-lookalike.
"I'll just go find her.." he slowly said, beginning to turn away.
"Wait!" the seras-lookalike grabbed his forearm, "What's your name?" Pip grinned that lady-killer grin of his.
"Je m'appelles Captain Pip Bernadotte. " he said, with a sweeping bow and flourish. How he accomplished this in a crowded area is unknown.
She just stared at him blankly. "It means 'I am Captain Pip Bernadotte' in French." He added somewhat lamely. She tilted her head to the side.
"Oh. I could have sworn you were F-- Somebody I knew a long time ago." He was about to say something else when out of nowhere a familiar female voice yelled.
"Oi. Pip, over here!" Said Frenchman swiveled and there stood Seras. He breathed a sigh of relief that he didn't lose her, which would have been bad. After a very short second, he realized she was with another man. One that looked just like him, complete with eye patch and even the same hair color.
"Er.. Who is this?" Pip asked, gesturing to the guy, somewhat jealously. She shook her head at Pip's misplaced envy. "This is--" She was cut short by the woman Pip was with asking incredulously "Five!?" The man Seras was with gasped, eyes wide. "Seven?"
The two look-alikes embraced tightly. "Five, oh my Creator, I thought I'd never see you again!" The woman said, hugging him tight. Seras turned to Pip, slipping her hand in his. "Seems like we just helped a reunion of some sort." The other two whose names seemed to be that of numbers were kissing in the crowded place.
The woman, Seven, turned to Pip and Seras and exclaimed. "Thank you so much for helping us find each other!"
After the couple left, hand in hand, still chattering about other people named after numbers, Pip turned to Seras. "That's enough adventure for one day. How about we get back home?"
AN: Ah, I love 5/7. Anyway, XD I was just waiting to do something like this and now I'm gonna have to continue the Human!stitchpunks thing or I'll feel guilty and as if I cheated you guys. X3 This is a oneshot but it may be extended. Stay Tuned! XD