Disclaimer: Of course I own Harry Potter. Who doesn't? No only kidding, I don't.

I wasn't handsome or funny or rich but she didn't care. She loved me. She saw past the shabby robes, the furry problem and she saw me, even if I couldn't see myself properly. It was like she knew that despite my bad luck and everything that had happened to those I loved she knew I was a kind person. Nobody had ever looked at me like she did. There was no pity or sorrow in her eyes. They almost pierced my soul; they were so deep and innocent. So I told her that I was too old, too poor and too dangerous. She ignored me. I had hoped she would. For a time she was miserable but then she changed and did everything how she knew I would want it done. Then one day she went out on a mission and they said she wasn't coming back. I knew they were wrong, she couldn't die and she wouldn't die. So when she walked through the door, her pink hair blazing triumphantly I was ready. I looked straight at her and winked; the first time she had seen me she had winked and now I was able to return the favour. For a moment she stopped and stared but then she winked back and changed her hair to purple. We listened to her story. She was exaggerating and I could tell. Her eyes changed colour as she spoke, the telltale sign I wondered if anybody knew her like I did. Probably not. She came to me as I was leaving.

"Remus, can I talk to you?"

"Of course Nymphadora." I had called her, her real name and she hadn't murdered me. I knew I was privileged.

"A friend of mine has a problem and I think you will know how to cure it." She said.

"What type of problem?" I asked.

"A furry one." She said laughing.

"Well that's easy to cure."

"How?"

I leant in and kissed her. My brain exploded and her hair did to. It changed colour so rapidly I couldn't help but laugh. I explained once again how old, poor and dangerous I was but she had found an easy way to shut me up. I realised it didn't matter how old, dangerous or poor I was because she was rich and pretty and excited enough for both of us. We were perfect.

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