A/N: So we've all seen the 'goffik' original version of My Immortal, some have seen the preppy parody versions. But what about a retelling featuring juggalos? Let's seen if it's worth a shot.
CHAPTER ONE
Hi, my name is Kandy Twiz'tid Bizaar Hatchet 2 Dope. I have long brown hair with green streaks and purple tips tied up in spider legs and vibrant yellow eyes like pineapple Faygo. A lot of people tell me I look like Sugar Slam (A/N: if u don't know who dat iz ur a juggahoe!). I'm not related to Shaggy 2 Dope but I wish I was because he is a major fucking hottie. I'm a clown but my nose is small and normal. I have pasty skin. I'm a witch so I go to a magic school called Hogwarts, where I'm in my seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a juggalette (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly red. I love Hatchet Gear and I buy most of my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a tight black Insane Clown Posse cropped jersey and ripped up leather booty shorts, green fishnets and red sneakers with a Hatchet Man logo. I was wearing blue lipstick, white facepaint, black eyeliner and I painted blue around my eyes. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was sunny and bright outside, which I was very happy about. A lot of haters stared at me. I cut them with my hatchet.
"Hey Kandy!" a voice shouted. I looked up…it was Draco Malfoy!
"What's up, Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
A/N: iz it good homiez? plz tell me mcl!11