Yes, I know I'm crazy. Anyway, Heero's talking to Duo about getting rid of Relena.
Disclaimer: The original song, Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover, is copyright 1975 by Paul Simon. Gundam Wing is owned by Sunrise & Bandai. All I own is my own twisted mind.
Fifty Ways To Kill Relena
The problem is all inside your head, he said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to kill Relena
He said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
So I repeat myself, at the risk of being rude
There must be fifty ways to kill Relena, fifty ways to kill Relena
CHORUS:
Just stab 'er in the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
Don't need to be sly, Guy, just listen to me
Don't need a fuss, Gus, don't need to discuss much
Just hit her with Wing, Ling, and get yourself free
(repeats 2x)
He said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said, I appreciate that, then would you please explain about the fifty ways
He said, why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe, in the morning you'll begin to see I'm right
And then he kissed me and I realized he probably was right
There must be fifty ways to kill Relena, fifty ways to kill Relena
CHORUS
Disclaimer: The original song, Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover, is copyright 1975 by Paul Simon. Gundam Wing is owned by Sunrise & Bandai. All I own is my own twisted mind.
Fifty Ways To Kill Relena
The problem is all inside your head, he said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to kill Relena
He said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
So I repeat myself, at the risk of being rude
There must be fifty ways to kill Relena, fifty ways to kill Relena
CHORUS:
Just stab 'er in the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
Don't need to be sly, Guy, just listen to me
Don't need a fuss, Gus, don't need to discuss much
Just hit her with Wing, Ling, and get yourself free
(repeats 2x)
He said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said, I appreciate that, then would you please explain about the fifty ways
He said, why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe, in the morning you'll begin to see I'm right
And then he kissed me and I realized he probably was right
There must be fifty ways to kill Relena, fifty ways to kill Relena
CHORUS