Hello. No wait...greetings my fellow readers. I am... I mean, my name, is Darien
Mamoru Chiba. I'm going to tell you the story of my life. Well, not just me...but
my wife and kids as well. Let me introduce myself again.

My name is Darien Mamoru Chiba and I am a writer. I like to write a lot, a
whole lot really. It's my profession, as many would call it. Not many thought
that I would get this far, but I did, and here I am today, writing my
autobiography.

My wife, she believes in me. In fact, she has always believed in me, and that is
one of the million reasons why I love her so much. My wife is a kindergarten
teacher, and she's really good at it. She just love's kids, but wait, I'm getting
ahead of myself. Who's my wife, you ask? Why, the ever so beautiful and lovely
Serena Usagi Tsukino Chiba. She always blushes when I say that. In fact, I
caught her blushing when she glanced at the first page of my book over my
shoulders; I saw her reflection in the mirror. I like to say that to her often
because it definitely describes her; I also like to see her blush.

But I'm getting way ahead of myself again. What's my special case, you ask?
Well, it's not so special to me any more; however, allow me to introduce myself
once again.

My name is Darien Mamoru Chiba, and I have Cerebral Palsley. It's a matter I
rather pretend I don't have, but it's the reason why I'll probably take forever to
finish writing this autobiography.

But in any matter, I'm going to tell you the story of my life now. I will have to
rely on other people's views about my life, because I can't remember it all.
Because of this, though this book will always remain in first person, the actual
person telling the story will change.

Well, I guess I can start now...I hope you have your tissue boxes ready.