Here are some various fills for a 1-sentence meme over at kurt_blaine! If you don't know, a 1-sentence meme is a prompt fest of a sort in which people post prompts and you fill them with drabbles that are, at longest, a couple of paragraphs long. Ideally, you want your fill to be a sentence or two. Here were the fills that I wrote!

Prompt: The Curious Case of Blaine Anderson

Aka Blaine is Benjamin Button. Because I will never stop being amused by this.

Fill: "Oh, no, I'm not his father…I'm his boyfriend."

Prompt: Sleeping together (like actually sleeping)

Fill: Kurt woke up again, shivering. He turned his head to see the silhouette of Blaine, all of the covers piled on top of his tiny body. This was going to be a long night.

Prompt: Blaine finds that "Me and My Hag" pamphlet in Kurt's backpack/desk/wherever.

Fill: "Kurt, what is this?" Blaine asked, holding up the pamphlet. Kurt blushed madly before turning back to his closet, where he was sorting through his clothes to find something suitable for the movies later that night.

"Nothing, just a pamphlet Mrs. Pillsbury gave me earlier…" he mumbled. He picked out a decent-looking shirt and a pair of extra-tight jeans and whipped around to show Blaine.

"Oh my God, are you actually reading it?"

Prompt: phonesex.

Fill: "Kurt...what are you wearing?"

"Blaine Anderson, I don't care how horny you are back in Lima, Ohio, but I am not having phonesex with you."

Click.

Prompt: Something based off that scene in 'Group' where Darren's talking about not needing clothes or whatever.

Fill: "Kurt, I can't just quit the Warblers, I'm their lead vocalist. But if I find a way to get myself kicked out..."

Prompt: daddy!Klaine

Fill: "Blaine, we are not dressing up our son as Han Solo for Halloween."

Prompt: No, really. What is an acceptable name for a kitten?

Fill: "Fluffy."

"Oh God, no."

"Gaga."

"No."

"Kurt?"

"Why would we name our kitten after one of us? That would get really confusing, you know."

"Kitty Purry? Get it, Kurt? Get it? It's like Katy Perry, but…Oh my gosh, yes. Please, Kurt?"

"Blaine, you're sleeping on the couch tonight."