What's this? Something new from me? :D
This is set somewhere around The Wannabe In The Weeds in season 3. :) A friend and I were chatting about what songs each character would sing, and well, the idea of Booth singing this song just kinda stuck. I couldn't help myself!
The lights are off – no noise is made (well, except for those two giggling girls in one of the booths). Everyone is patiently waiting, wondering, what's going on?
A deep (and clearly intentionally faked) voice begins:
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
A spotlight comes on; the only thing visible is the backside of a dark-haired man wearing a backwards baseball cap, standing up on stage.
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And with that, Special Agent Seely Booth turns around, and off goes the simple with button-down shirt he had been wearing. The aforementioned giggling girls barely suppress squeals.
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
He's got charisma, that's for sure, with the way he's making eye contact with the crowd and smiling the whole time.
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
But he does a quick little disco move, and a table full of people burst out laughing.
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
He walks around the stage, spinning around at the end just like any model would. The entire crowd is laughing now, but since they wish to hear him sing, they try to keep it in… leaving a few in tears.
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And he pulls his car keys from one of his jean pockets, tossing it to a man whose face and clothing make him look to be about twelve.
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
Off goes the hat – spinning perfectly to those two girls, one of which appears to pass out upon touching it.
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
And sure enough, he does just that, causing more laughter to erupt throughout The Checker Box.
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
He does have a prop for this one – pulling a small little picture of what appears to be the ever-popular lolcats, he tosses it out into into the crowd, some man getting a hold of it.
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
With that, the song ends, and the lights all come up. Booth hops off of the stage, going to the table full of people (including the key-catcher), and sits down.
"So, which one of you is next?" he asks, grinning. The audience still hasn't stopped clapping, or laughing for that matter. The performance was quite priceless.
"Sweets – don't you owe us a Lime in the Coconut?" Bones says, barely able to control her laughter.
The man who appears to be twelve smiles. "That I do..." A small round of cheers go up at that statement.
"But first," Booth says, "can I have my keys back?"
(giggles) so, uhm, Zabbs; you're the one who didn't pass out. I'm the one that nearly did. XD
didya like it? that's why the wonderful InuKagSanMir/Zabbs fan will be continuing it, picking up right where I left off.
and this is the link, remove spaces as usual: www .fanfiction. net/s/4784778/1/Lime_in_the_Coconut
please: I know that was shamless and pointless but please,
if it made you laugh, leave me a line.
(and even if it didn't – don't be shy!)