By Morphius
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I don't own any of the Inuyasha characters, ok? Rumiko Takahashi does. I also don't own the President, George Carlin (he's a comedian and all his lines are somewhat based off of his jokes), Ash from Evil Dead, Yusuke Urameshi of Yu Yu Hakusho, or Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?. So… that's my disclaimer and don't sue me.
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Inuyasha & the gang have just been ditched by Morphius. They're not even entirely certain whether the whole affair really took place.
Shippo: What just happened?
Miroku: It appears that Morphius has abandoned us.
Kagome: I can't believe it. She's really gone.
Inuyasha: Who cares? We're free from that psycho!
Everyone hits Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Ow.
Kagome: Sure Morphius was pure evil and made our lives miserable, but without her, it feels… so empty.
Sango: It's like we don't have a purpose in life anymore.
Inuyasha: Wait a minute! How do we even know she exists? It could've been some freaky ass dream or something.
Shippo: Look guys!
Shippo is holding Morphius' wallet, which, in reality, is chock-full of cash. (A/N: It's not really, so don't ask me for money)
Inuyasha: Her wallet…
Miroku: So, she really does exist.
Sango: Yeah, she exists. But how do we find her?
Kagome: Look! It's a student ID card! It says she lives in New Jersey.
Inuyasha: Wait, where?
Miroku: I've never heard of this Jersey place.
Kagome: It's sounds like it's in the United States.
Everyone: The united what?
Kagome: United States of America. It's a country in my time.
Sango: So let me get this straight.
Miroku: We would have to return to your time and travel to a foreign and unfamiliar land.
Shippo: To find one evil, twisted person.
Miroku: And convince her to come back and torture us.
Kagome: Yeah.
Everyone: Ok.
Inuyasha: You want Morphius back? What morons!
Everyone hits Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Cut that out!
Kagome: There's no time to lose. We have to get through the well!
The gang runs toward the bone eater's well. Everyone jumps through it. Inuyasha, Kagome, and Miroku climb out of the well. The others are nowhere to be seen.
Kagome: *looking into the well* Where did Sango and Shippo go?
Inuyasha: *shrug*
Miroku: Perhaps something stopped them from passing through the well.
Inuyasha: Really genius? *sitting against wall* Why should we care? They'd only get in our way.
Kagome: Sit boy!
Inuyasha faceplants into the dirt.
Kagome: You two wait here. I'll get Sango and Shippo.
She jumps into the well and comes back a minute later with Sango and Shippo.
Kagome: So everyone's here.
Inuyasha: I'm gonna kill her for chickening out on our bet! Let's go!
Sango: Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Yes?
Miroku: How do you propose we obtain the funds to get there?
Inuyasha: Uh… I… didn't really think of that. This wasn't my idea y'know!
Shippo: We'll use this!
Miroku: Morphius' wallet.
Kagome: *shaking head* It's not right. We can't spend Morphius' money without her permission.
Sango: We have her permission. Look. It was in the wallet.
She hands Kagome a scrap of paper
Kagome: *reading* A little something to keep you guys on your toes. Good luck. Your Supreme Lord and Master, Morphius.
Shippo: But… but.
Miroku: She's doing it again. She's toying with us.
Inuyasha: Yeah. Stupid…
Sango: *cutting Inuyasha off* Does she know what's going on?
Shippo: Probably.
Inuyasha: We can ask her when we get there.
Kagome: We're going to have to fly though.
Miroku: Fly?
Kagome: Yeah. In an airplane.
Everyone: What?
Kagome: It's like a big metal bird that you get in and it can fly you places.
Shippo: Will it eat me? Because I'm very small.
Kagome: No, Shippo. It can't eat you.
Shippo: Phew.
Inuyasha: She's lying. Of course it can.
Shippo: Gah!
Kagome: Sit boy!
Inuyasha falls to the ground.
Inuyasha: Stop doing that!
Kagome: He's joking Shippo-chan. There's nothing to worry about. Now we have to take a taxi to the airport.
Sango: A what to the where?
Kagome: I forgot how new this must be to you guys. Relax and just follow my lead.
Kagome walks into the downtown area and hails a cab. The four normal sized people and Shippo are forced to squeeze into the back of one cab.
Kagome: The airport please.
The driver eyes the five of them suspiciously, but drives on.
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