Um...yes... 2nd fic. Sry if it's a bit.....odd.....
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One lovely day when Kagome was climbing out of the well linking her
modern(very modern....w/ creepy old guys in golf pants) world with feudal
Japan, she heard screaming in the distance.
"MY SWORD IS BETTER!!!"
"NO!! MINE IS!!"
"Now come on, Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru. You BOTH know my staff is WAY
better!!!"
Inuyasha "Mine is bigger!!!!!"
Sesshoumaru "At least I can handle mine."
"But mine is HUGE!!!"
Miroku "Puh. Size doesn't matter. Just how well you use it."
Sesshoumaru "Yeah."
Inuyasha *muttering* "Mine is still bigger...."
Sesshoumaru "And all you do is swing it around!"
Miroku "Yeah."
Inuyasha "You're both just jealous because mine is huge AND powerful!"
Miroku and Sesshoumaru "Puh."
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Sango comes up behind Kagome and sees her looking very creeped out and
twitching.
Sango "Uh, Kagome? Are you ok?"
Kagome "Can you hear what they're talking about?!?!? I've never heard
anything so...so....PERVERTED!!"
Sango "well, the Hoshi is over there, so I don't see why you're surprised."
*Shouts is the background(my sword is WAAAYY better!!! No! My staff is!!
But mine is HUGE!!!)
Sango "They're just talking about weapons."
Kagome *whispers something to Sango*
"Whisper whisper whisper SWORD whisper whisper ENVY whisper whisper
PERVERTED whisper whisper."
Sango's face goes white and she also starts twitching.
Kagome "I wanna go home!!"
"DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THEM, KAGOME!!!!!"
"Fine." *pout*
"Well...what should we do? Should we confront them?"
"YES!! But, uh, we should probably cover our eyes when we get there. Just
to be sure, Ya know?"
"Ok."
They venture off toward the "perverted" yellers, trying not to trip over
bushes and tiny leprechauns with their eyes covered.
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Sesshoumaru "I still say my sword is better. And I have TWO swords!! You
can't go wrong with two swords!!!"
Inuyasha "Puh. Mine is still bigger."
Miroku "I can do magical monk stuff with my staff!! Wanna see?"
Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha "No."
Miroku "Fine. You're just afraid my staff will be better."
~Kagome and Sango pop up out of the trees with their eyes covered by their
hands~
Kagome "YOU ARE SUCH PERVERTS!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?"
Inuyasha (to Sesshoumaru) "Why are they covering their eyes? You may be
ugly, but— *Death glare from Sesshoumaru* -I mean the monk may be ugly, but not THAT
ugly."
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More later.....too lazy right now. Ya.... This 1s probably crap b/c I haven't
had any1 proof it and see if it makes sense. I hope it does.
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One lovely day when Kagome was climbing out of the well linking her
modern(very modern....w/ creepy old guys in golf pants) world with feudal
Japan, she heard screaming in the distance.
"MY SWORD IS BETTER!!!"
"NO!! MINE IS!!"
"Now come on, Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru. You BOTH know my staff is WAY
better!!!"
Inuyasha "Mine is bigger!!!!!"
Sesshoumaru "At least I can handle mine."
"But mine is HUGE!!!"
Miroku "Puh. Size doesn't matter. Just how well you use it."
Sesshoumaru "Yeah."
Inuyasha *muttering* "Mine is still bigger...."
Sesshoumaru "And all you do is swing it around!"
Miroku "Yeah."
Inuyasha "You're both just jealous because mine is huge AND powerful!"
Miroku and Sesshoumaru "Puh."
______
Sango comes up behind Kagome and sees her looking very creeped out and
twitching.
Sango "Uh, Kagome? Are you ok?"
Kagome "Can you hear what they're talking about?!?!? I've never heard
anything so...so....PERVERTED!!"
Sango "well, the Hoshi is over there, so I don't see why you're surprised."
*Shouts is the background(my sword is WAAAYY better!!! No! My staff is!!
But mine is HUGE!!!)
Sango "They're just talking about weapons."
Kagome *whispers something to Sango*
"Whisper whisper whisper SWORD whisper whisper ENVY whisper whisper
PERVERTED whisper whisper."
Sango's face goes white and she also starts twitching.
Kagome "I wanna go home!!"
"DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THEM, KAGOME!!!!!"
"Fine." *pout*
"Well...what should we do? Should we confront them?"
"YES!! But, uh, we should probably cover our eyes when we get there. Just
to be sure, Ya know?"
"Ok."
They venture off toward the "perverted" yellers, trying not to trip over
bushes and tiny leprechauns with their eyes covered.
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Sesshoumaru "I still say my sword is better. And I have TWO swords!! You
can't go wrong with two swords!!!"
Inuyasha "Puh. Mine is still bigger."
Miroku "I can do magical monk stuff with my staff!! Wanna see?"
Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha "No."
Miroku "Fine. You're just afraid my staff will be better."
~Kagome and Sango pop up out of the trees with their eyes covered by their
hands~
Kagome "YOU ARE SUCH PERVERTS!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?"
Inuyasha (to Sesshoumaru) "Why are they covering their eyes? You may be
ugly, but— *Death glare from Sesshoumaru* -I mean the monk may be ugly, but not THAT
ugly."
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More later.....too lazy right now. Ya.... This 1s probably crap b/c I haven't
had any1 proof it and see if it makes sense. I hope it does.