Sirius's Scary Mind
16 year old Sirius Black sat in the Common room of his house.
' Steal some forks!'
' What? No!'
' Come one! They are so shiny and pointy!' Sirius considered this.
' Wait- No! I don't steal….much. Especially forks. What do I need them for.' His mind did not respond. Sirius grinned.
' Come one. Then steal a paper plate or something.'
' What is with you and silverware?'
' I'm attracted to it.'
Suddenly James runs in.
" Sirius! Peter ate 15 ½ house elves!"
' Well at least I don't tell you to do things like that.'
' Shut up, stupid mind!'
" Hello? Sirius? Are you in there?"
" What? Oh yes. Yes."
' FORKS! GET SOME STUPID FORKS! STEAL THEM!'
" You know, James. I think I'll pay a visit to the kitchen. You know. Grieve with the house elves and things like that." Sirius dashes out of the room.
In the end Sirius stole all the forks. He then blamed it on Peter.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
16 year old Sirius Black sat in the Common room of his house.
' Steal some forks!'
' What? No!'
' Come one! They are so shiny and pointy!' Sirius considered this.
' Wait- No! I don't steal….much. Especially forks. What do I need them for.' His mind did not respond. Sirius grinned.
' Come one. Then steal a paper plate or something.'
' What is with you and silverware?'
' I'm attracted to it.'
Suddenly James runs in.
" Sirius! Peter ate 15 ½ house elves!"
' Well at least I don't tell you to do things like that.'
' Shut up, stupid mind!'
" Hello? Sirius? Are you in there?"
" What? Oh yes. Yes."
' FORKS! GET SOME STUPID FORKS! STEAL THEM!'
" You know, James. I think I'll pay a visit to the kitchen. You know. Grieve with the house elves and things like that." Sirius dashes out of the room.
In the end Sirius stole all the forks. He then blamed it on Peter.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.