DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own Star Wars! Although if I did it would have ended MUCH differently! Lol P.S. Not the most educated on Star Wars so be kind if I get my facts wrong! I just REALLY love Rex and although I also like REXSOKA I wanted to experiment with a pairing of my own :P ENJOY! :D

CHAPTER 1: Witch-Napped

I sneak down the narrow hall, stopping to peer around the corner, and see him-'Captain Rex'. Knife in hand, I duck back behind the corner before I'm spotted but I can't help but feel a strange pang in my chest. This Rex-look-a-like really has the Captain's character down pat, protectively checking up on his men before retiring like the real Captian Rex would. I hear his footsteps resume and I brace myself to jump him, trying to psych myself up without giving myself away.

In a stroke of luck, Rex yawns just as he rounds the corner, an eye-shutting, mouth-gaping, lung-filling, bone-tired yawn that momentarily leaves him incapable of defending my surprise attack. I strike out from the corner with one arm around his neck and hook my ankle behind his, bringing him down to the floor as I throw my weight down on top of him. As I'd hoped would happen, I land on the Captain with one hand on his chest, my legs on either side of his waist, and the knife against his neck. Before the 'Clone' even has time to call for help I press the knife closer to his jugular. "Shhhh," I say leaning in closer as I quickly glance around to see if anyone heard but only the collective snores of his comrades in their bunkers.

"We wouldn't want to disturb the others would we, Captain?" I say whisper sweetly, leaning in even closer to my kidnapper who stares back at me angrily, a low growl sounding in his throat; but I swiftly turn the blade up so that the tip presses firmly but not hard enough to draw blood. "Ah-ah," I warn as the man reaches for a gun attached to his belt and I quickly remove it and the other one on his other hip but I keep the knife rather so I won't accidentally shoot my captive. My captive. That sounds really weird. "Now Captain, you're a smart man. But unfortunately for you, you kidnapped me and I have no choice but to do this. I'm sure you understand." I say, enjoying the dirty look the phony gives me in response and I'm even shocked at how convincing I sound right now. "Now, let's see how well you can take orders."

"I'll never take orders from a witch." Captain Rex hisses in that rough voice of his despite my blade being pressed as firmly as I dare against his throat. His words are willed with such animosity and passion that I blink in surprise. My hand shakes a little which up until now, it has remained steady although on the inisde I'm on the verge of ditching this whole 'escape attempt'.

"Ugh! Again with the witch thing! Listen you lil' comic book reject," I growl back, adjusting my lower body over the man to get even closer to his face to look him in the eye and to my surprise he gives a grunt, his fists clenching, at the movement. I must've jostled something, or pressed a button by calling the freak a reject. "You got yourself into this by kidnapping me and know you're going to see this through to the end." I say narrowing my eyes threateningly but I know that the moment I let up the Captain will make his move, so I think quickly to come up with a suitable threat.

"Alright," I purr in his ear leaning back to glance purposefully towards the bunkers where the other 'Troopers' are sleeping in their beds. "How about this, you do everything I say-and I will not only spare your life; but I will also spare theirs." I say nodding towards the bunkers, giving the man a hard glare to show how serious I am and he glances back to the bunkers and back to me; but he isn't about to accommodate just yet. So I try again. "You'd do best not to make me wait, Clone. I am not known for patience among my people-" I say although I have no idea who 'my people' are. "-And I won't hesitate to kill you and yours. "So Captain," I threaten, flatening the knife so that it's blade once again grazes his throat.

"Will you comply, or not?"

...A fEw MinUteS LaTeR...

"Oh don't give me that look!" I say exaspratedly as I finish strapping the Clone in the escape pod drivers' seat thing. I'd used his own hand cuffs to bind his wrist to mine. I know it's a little cliche but if it means that he can't get away from me then I have a better chance of getting out of here alive. I managed to lead 'Rex' down the hall, which proved a bit of a challenge since one: I didn't know where the 'escape pods' where and two: I am much shorter than the man and I had a hard time keeping an eye on his every moment. It was, however, made a bit easier when I switched the knife out for his own gun, casting the second one aside since I didn't want to risk him taking it from me and using it against me.

"Just think of it this way," I say uncuffing the one that's attatched to my hand and reattaching it to the steering wheel thingy. "Your imprisonment is my freedom, your capture is my release-do you get where I'm coming from?" I say, taking the Captains' strong chin in my hand, although he immediately jerks away from me with a look of disgust. I can't help but wonder if I'm doing all of this a little 'too well'? I wanted to touch him again, the feeling gave me a surge of power and excitement when I did and when he pulled away I felt a small pang of guilt for doing this to him. But then I remember that He was the one who kidnapped me first and I immediately grow cold again.

"Either way it doesn't matter." I say curtly as I move around the back of the chair to speak directly into his ear and press the gun lightly into his temple. "You will take me back home. And you'll do it without a fuss." I hiss in his ear as he makes an attempt to move away from me but he can't get very far being strapped tightly in not one but three seat belts. The first from his own seat which is strapped across his chest, the second and the third from one of the six others which keep his legs immobile and his broad shoulders pinned back against the seat.

"You won't get away with this." The fake Captain Rex says in that deep baritone voice that sounds so much like the real thing. Even so, I laugh wryly. "I won't get away with this? How many times do I have to remind you that you kidnapped me? I'm not a sepparasist and I'm not a witch and just because this Obiwan told you in a crapy transmittion that I am doesn't make it true. Now, take me back to Earth!"

"I-Don't know how." The Clone admits and I feel my eyebrow twitch in disbelief. "Excuse me?" I asks dangerously. "We went to the wrong coordinates and-" The Clone begins reluctantly and I close my eyes for a second, then move back around swivel his chair around to face me and due to his hand being cuffed to the wheel, the Captains' arm is jerked across his chest but I could care less at the moment. "Woah, woah, wait a second-" I say pausing to maintain my composure as I slowly rake my upper teeth over my lower lip. "You mean to tell me that you went to the wrong "coordinates"-" I say adding quotations with my fingers. "And what? Now you flew to-God knows where-and can't find your way back?" I ask incredulously, seconds away from a meltdown.

"Yes." The Captain replies crisply and I catch sight of a smirk on his lips. "Mierda!" I curse in spanish, barely noticing the look of confusion crossing the man's face. "Oh, that's just great!" I shreik in a maniacle whisper as I throw my hands up. "Now what? I mean, first you kidnap me and now you can't even show me the way back home!" I cry flopping down in the seat nearest the man pressing a hand into my forehead. "Why did you do this anyways? I mean, don't you think you're taking this a little too far?" I ask looking at the Captain who has adjusted his seat but is looking at my as though trying to solve a complicated puzzle.

I give a sigh. "I understand if you're a Star Wars fan but do you really have to do all this? This isn't a joke! And if you really expect me to believe that this is a real space ship and we're really flying in space then you can forget it! I'm not so easy to fool. But I need to get back home. To my family...And why did "Obiwan"-" I use the quotes again. "-Tell you to imprison anyone with a 'padawan braid', but no lightsabers anyways?" I ask clearly scaring the nerd with the fact that I've called him out on his mega geekiness. "Those were my orders and my orders were to arrest imposters for questioning." Captain Rex says but there's a hint of unease in his voice, as though he's not sure what to make of all this.

"Alright," I say, getting up and walking a ways to him. "Let's say you are Captain Rex and this is a space ship wich is currently-in space. How would you prove it?" I ask putting one hand on the arm of the chair and another hand on the control panel. "I-Don't know." The Captain says honestly and I think for awhile. "Well, if you can't take me home, then take me somewhere close by." I say, my eyes lighting up with the idea and I move back and gesture to the starry window.

"Prove to me that this is a ship and that we are now in space. Take me to another planet. If you prove to me that it's all true, then I'll set you free and give myself up." I say although I have the feeling that that will never happen. "And if I'm right and we're not in space, then I have to see if any of your other men know the way home. And if I'm right-" I say holding the gun dangerously close the Captain's jaw. "You'd better hope that they do, for your sake."

So How'd I do? Please Review and let me know! I'll explain more in the following chapters!

P.S. Mierda is shit in spanish LOL :P Thanks! :D

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