Gaia was just getting ready to go to bed. She went to the bedroom, went under the covers, and fell asleep. As she slept, she dreamed of Ed, he was a goldfish, and she was a giant squid. Gaia became hungry and only saw one fish, Ed. She did not want to eat him, but she was so hungry that she closed her eyes and opened her jaws and ate him. Then she died and a great white whale buried her on the bottom of the ocean.
Meanwhile…
Ed had just come home from work. "I hate my job, and I hate Gaia. I just want to go to bed in peace." What he did not know was, Gaia was in his bed, secretly dreaming of eating him! So, Ed went to his room, turned out the lights and slid into the bed. "Oh! Mr. Cuddles, you have gotten quite large, and hairy, and muscular…" "Ayayayayaya!" screamed Gaia. Then there was a high pitch yelp. Ed had died of peanut allergies. Gaia jumped out of bed and turned on the lights only to find Ed, dead! "Nooooo!" She cried. She did not know what to do with the body, so she stuffed it in Ed's refrigerator. "This is for you Eddie bear." She rammed him into the refrigerator and then jumped out the window at earth splattering speed.
Gaia was walking outside when she heard a whisper, "Gaia" she kept walking, but then she heard it again, louder this time, "Gaia", she turned around but no one was there. Then a loud scream came from the bushes, "GAIA!" She turned around with super human grace only to see Sam, in a bra and panties. "Sam, are you wearing mascara?" Gaia roared. "Well, yes, it's a long story, Heather was feeling compulsive and one thing lead to another…" Sam said. "Um, ok, what do you want I really have to go and um, shave my, um, back. Very hairy this time of year…" Gaia answered. Then before Sam could tell her what he wanted to say, Gaia was off, she sprinted down the street, she ripped her hair out, and she took her shoes off, and ran for her father. After about 400 blocks Gaia slowed down to a sprint, and then finally went back to her house, which was actually Ed's.
When Gaia got to her house, she went back to bed, ready for more dreams, when she heard a knock on the door. "Pizza delivery boy!" Someone squealed in a high voice. "Oh goody, pizza!" Gaia yelled, not remembering that she never ordered pizza. "One second! She yelled at the door." But then she heard a mammoth explosion and the wall burst in too. Loki was in her house, with a pizza. "Now I have you!" He roared. But, it was too late; Gaia was flying high in the sky. "Ha!" She yelled from the air, "I can fly fool!" With that she was gone.
The End