A/N: AH, I love having brain blasts! I was thinking to myself about American Idol. And of course, I had this bright idea. Hope you enjoy!
Ryan Seacrest=Phoebus
Paul Abdul=Esmeralda
Randy Jackson=Clopin
Simon Cowell=Frollo
It was a sunny day as tens of thousands of peasants gathered in front of Notre Dame. Waving their arms and screaming like banshees, they were all waiting for their opportunity to audtion for the contest that would change their lives: Hunchback Idol! The winner would be able to join the prestigious Latin chorus of the Church. And while men were only allowed to sing in the choir, the contest's host decided it would be fairer if it was open to everyone.
"Hello, everyone!" said a tall blonde man, bellowing loudly in front of the screaming crowd, "My name is Phoebus, and are you ready to sing your hearts out?"
Cheeful squeals and whoops of joy chorused in response.
"As many of you know, our judges are waiting inside Notre Dame hereself to observe your talent," Phoebus said, "so let's meet them!" The crowd held their breath with excitement.
"Right after the break!" Phoebus said, grinning cheesily. Groaning, the peasants held their face in their hands.
A/N: Short chapter, I know. But seriously, every time you watch American Idol its on for like 3 minutes and then you get 10 minutes of commercials! That's part of the reason why I don't watch the show anymore.