Note: Ok, I'm experiencing some writer's block with my current fanfic. So I thought I try something a little different to correct it. Basically it's just a bunch of bloopers that could have happened….not that really did or anything. The first chapter is just for MK: Mythos of Rayden and I'm planning some bloopers from my other fanfics, MK: Conquest and maybe MK: Echoes of the Past. You may also notice there is a bit of a cross over with another MK storyline…sorta.
Chapter 1: Bloopers from Mythos of Rayden
A medium height woman with dirty blonde hair walks out from a vault, carrying two plastic bags full of video tapes. She head down the hall to the back lot door. As she reaches over to open the door, it sudden swings open and she hears a loud "Hiya, Miss Raydiva!"
Startled, Raydiva tosses the plastic bags in the air scattering the tapes across the hall and falls on her rump. "Damn it, Kidd!" she complains as she gets up and dusts off her rear, "How many times have we told you not to do that?"
"Do what?" asks Kidd Thunder, "Whatcha doing anyway?"
Raydiva, busy with picking up the scattered tapes answered without thinking, "Just getting rid of these old outtakes."
"Why?"
"Because there is no reason to keep them, they're taking up space, "she said, "and some of the stuff on them, certain people would prefer not to be seen."
A calculating look came over the godling's face as he said, "You mean people like Unca Rayden?"
Raydiva picked up the last tape and placed it in one of the bags, nodded and said, "Yeah, he's on them."
"Let me help get rid of 'em for ya, "Kidd offered and held out his hand for the bags.
"Thanks, "accepted Raydiva thinking this might mean taking fewer trips than originally planned, "You take these out to the dumpster and I'll go…Kidd wait!"
The second Kidd got hold of the bags, he vanished in a flash of blue tinted light with 'Zzztt!'
(Scene Change)
"Kidd what's that?" asks Kidd's younger sister, Lil' Lighting, as she plopped down on to the floor.
"Reconnecting the VCR, "answered Kidd as he crawled out from behind the huge TV.
"Why?"
"So we can laugh at Unca Rayden, "Kidd said as he sat down next to his sister and clicked the remote….
('beep' 5….4….3….2…….)
Fear entered Raijin's heart. He knew that tone and what would happen when his father found out what he was reading rather than his assigned books and scrolls. With shaking hands, Raijin handed his father the book. The Elder God of Shadows eyes flashed angrily as he read the title, 'The Strength of the Human Spirit.' With his full strength, Shinnok slammed the book across Raijin's head. The godling hit the floor; his ears ringing from the blow as pieces of parchment slowly fell around him.
"You will not study such nonsense,"hissed Shinnok in a cold voice, "As punishment and to prove how weak these monkeys are you will go to the village known as Niano on Earthrealm. You will take the shadows and destroy every single man, woman and child that lives there. Do you understand?"
"Father, please I can't…."Raijin begged.
"What do you mean you can't? You are my son and you will do as you are told. Destroying a few vermin should be an easy job for you, "said Shinnok.
"Please…."
Shinnoks eyes flashed again as he went to kicked his still kneeling son in the stomach and then stepped on one of the now loose sheets of parchment. It slips, causing the Elder God to nearly flip backwards as his butt crashes into the floor.. His red and black robes fly up and over his head, revealing his black boxers with a bright red 'kiss' printed next to his cough.
For a few seconds, silence ruled only to be conquered by the chaotic laughter that followed. "CUT!" yelled Raydiva past and over the laughter, trying her best not to fall out of her director's chair.
Shinnok angrily straightens his robes as he stands with glowing eyes. Most of the people in the studio, stop laughing…until the Elder God turns to leave, only to end up showing that back of his robes were still stuck in the hem of his boxers and that there was another 'kiss' printed on his right butt check. The laughter shakes the room as Shinnok proudly walked out, growling that he was going to his dressing room.
(The screen flickers a little and a new scene starts)
The God of Thunder overnight became a God of War. When he heard the reports that Shinnok was sighted among his hordes, Rayden was almost overjoyed. Now he would have his chance to pay his father back for all he had done to himself and everyone. Rayden ordered his human smiths to line his warhammer with the immortal killing metal. He trained with a bloodthirsty relish that was never seen before in the thunder god. Suddenly the head of his war hammer flies free of its handle as Rayden did a stronger than normal sweep.
Raydiva dived to ground a split second before the hammer head flew just about the back of the director's chair. Then off stage the sound of something crashing through a glass window was heard. Then a voice coming from the direction of the crash called out, "We're ok!"
Then a louder crash and dust flies by. "Maybe not, "the voice called again.
(The screen flickers a little and a new scene starts)
"Bravo, thundergod, "she said as she clapped sarcastically, "At least now when you mess up, you do it with style. That was a performance even Johnny Cage would be proud of."
"Who?" Rayden automatically asked.
The woman ignored that question as she stood up and walked towards the now frozen Emperor of Outworld. "Ugh! "she said with a look of disgust on her face as she looked at Kahn's face, "Think I'm gonna be sick."
The 'frozen' Kahn then sneezed loudly and messily right in her face.
"Ewwww!" yelled the white haired woman as she jumps back and wipes her face.
"CUT!" yells Raydiva through her megaphone.
Rayden is obviously trying not to laugh as Kahn says with a sniff, "Sorry, allergies."
(Same Scene
Take 2)
The woman ignored that question as she stood up
and walked towards the now frozen Emperor of Outworld. "Ugh! "she
said with a look of disgust on her face as she looked at Kahn's
face, "Think I'm gonna be sick." She then crosses her eyes,
which for some reason the 'frozen' Kahn finds hilarious. He
drops his sword and breaks down laughing.
Raydiva yells out again, "CUT! Come on guys, work with me!"
(Same Scene Take 3)
The woman ignored that question as she stood up and walked towards the now frozen Emperor of Outworld. "Ugh! "she said with a look of disgust on her face as she looked at Kahn's face, "Think I'm gonna be….." She suddenly stands up straight and her face turns angrily red as she felt a warm hand on her behind.
She yells out, "Pervert!" as she turns and slaps Rayden across the face. Kahn once again breaks down laughing as she chases the thundergod around the room.
Raydiva just sighs dejectedly and tosses her megaphone to the ground. "Just forget it, "she mumbles as she gets up to walk away.
(Scene Change)
A loud, angry sounding knocking warned Kidd and Lil of the impending danger. Kidd gets the tape from the VCR and Lil grabs the bags as the muffled sounds of Rayden answering the door could be heard. They vanished with their respective blue and pink tinted light with a 'Zzzttt!' just when Rayden's voice fills the air with one word, "What!"
The End….
Next time on Raydiva's Outakes…
Lil' placed a large bowl of popcorn and a bunch of sodas on the coffee table. "You sure Mr. Cage won't be mad?" the girl asked.
"Nah, he said we could watch movies at his place anytime, "answered Kidd as he picked up the remote, "Just don't leave a mess like he said."