Wrestling Sasuke
Disclaimer: Team Hebi/Snake © Masashi Kishimoto.
"I refuse to fall prey to your little mind games, Suigetsu."
The white-haired ninja smiled, his teeth lined up in a perfect zigzagging row. "What mind games, Sasuke?" he asked innocently. "I'm just saying; real men are strong and capable of handling almost any injury."
"I'm strong and capable, you sharp-toothed freak. I just don't need to prove it to you!" Sasuke snapped. Suigetsu smirked.
"Would you rather do it with Juugo over there?" he motioned towards the large towering man standing guard at the edge of the camp. Sasuke opened his mouth, but then closed it again. He actually wouldn't like to do it with Juugo.
"I guess Karin isn't an option?" he asked, defeated.
"Nope, unless you're hiding a uterus and a pair of knockers under all that."
"…You can see my fucking chest by default. My shirt is DESIGNED that way."
"Well excuse me, Princess. Now, would you like to get this done now?"
Sasuke sighed. "Why not?"
The mist ninja grinned, making Sasuke wince because his deepest fears spring from those choppers. He had a nightmare recently showing Suigetsu eating him. Sasuke never trusted those teeth again after it.
"Hey, let's use that conveniently placed large flat rock!" the white-haired ninja exclaimed. They walked to the rock and got on the ground on their knees. Suigetsu put his elbow on the rock and flexed his fingers mockingly. Sasuke refused to get riled up by the obvious mocking of his power.
"Are you ready, Prissy Boy?"
Sasuke was NOT a Prissy Boy, last time he checked.
"You are going down, you slippery shark-toothed jerk!"
And Sasuke put his elbow on the rock's surface as well, and they gripped hands as tight as possible.
"Ready…"
'I am a real man! I have a penis and everything. I can do this.' Sasuke thought as he stared unwaveringly into Suigetsu's black eyes.
"Set…"
'I can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this…'
"Go!"
And Sasuke's arm was slammed into the rock so hard that he didn't feel the pain until he looked over and saw the limb laying there in an odd position.
"I think you dislocated my arm," he said in disbelief.
Suigetsu whistled lowly. "Damn, I think I really did…"
"How the fuck am I going to get this fixed?"
"Hell if I know… hey, wanna try again?"
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